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[ggamer]

You wake up in a vent.

You have no idea who you are, and you don't care.

You appear to be in some sort of MAIN AIRFLOW DIRECTORY. there are several exits around you. most are unreachable, yet there appears to be two EXITS, one at SIX O'CLOCK and one at EIGHT O'CLOCK accessible at the moment.

You can hear.

You can hear so much.

It fills you all at once, as the small minute noises become clear, and the faintest tappings inside the vents can be heard.

                 12
               11   1
             10       2
            9           3
              8       4
                7   5
                  6

Spoiler: synopsis (click to show/hide)

This is a simple directional system to tell noises apart.

bold is the direction you are facing.
black means normal.
Yellow means suspicous/out of the ordinary.
Red means obvious, very easy to hear.

to investigate a noise, use the usual suggestion method and type a direction.
>5 o'clock
>12 o'clock

and so on.

standard rules apply.

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Go 8:00

[Powder Miner]

Go 1:00!

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

12 o'clock straight ahead and damn the torpedos

[ggamer]

Go 1:00!

You head towards the corner of the MAD. There appears to be a vent up higher than you can reach.

12 o'clock straight ahead and damn the torpedos

You sprint towards the 12 c wall and slam into it, making a loud noise that leaves a ringing in your ears.

> Go 8:00

You head towards MAD EXIT CA, crawling through the vent cautiously.

You exit in SECONDARY AIRFLOW DIRECTORY C. SAD C is much smaller than MAD, with fewer exits. there appear to be-

Oh?


                   12
               11   1
             10       2
            9           3
              8       4
                7   5
                  6

You can hear a conversation down through one of the air vents. Apparently the SAD also sends air into the rooms of... wherever you are.

Spoiler: ConvoLog (click to show/hide)

A?- That when you eliminate the variable using FOIL method, you wou-
B?- Wait, what?
A?- Exactly! So I tells him: "John, you fucking retard, that's vertex method! It wouldn't work with intercept method!"
B?- What did he say then?
A?- Motherfucker had the nerve to look at me and tell me that I was wrong!
B?- No Shit?
A?- Seriously, the dumbass looks at me like I just said parabolas are graphed as a straight line, said I was out of my mind, you always use FOIL on Intercept form.
B?- The fuck does johnny get off on correcting you on high school algebra?
A?- Beats me! Motherfucker doesn't even understand mid-level calculus, and looks at me like he's the king of fucking low-level algebra!
B?- Maaaan, fuck John.
A?- Yeah, fuck hi-
C?- A'rit, yah tew git back ta wurk rat naw, fore I dawk ya'll of a months pay, lay-ass mo-fuckers.
A?- Yessir!
B?- Yessir!

You wasted about a minute listening to that.

[Geen]

Fart, just because you feel evil.

[woose1]

Fart, just because you feel evil.

Then cropdust your way over to 4:00.

[fergus]

Go 4 o'clock.

[UristMcHuman]

Bump

Posting to watch, might throw in a few suggestions when this gets back up.