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[Mrhappyface]

I'm a person who likes to put the Danger in Danger Rooms to give a bit of a more challenge. I use copper spears to train them, so there has been a few deaths. Despite that, I had a relatively awesome military, until they went batshit beserk.
Full Candy, Legendary +5 in all respective skills, and no internal doors in my fort beyond bedrooms. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Any suggestions?

[MonkeyHead]

Watch, laugh, and enjoy the carnage, whilst trying to work out why the bezerked (tantrum spiral? too long duty?).

Then clean up and make good from the mess.

[King DZA]

Recruit every other dwarf into a squad, and dogpile them.

[Necro910]

Trick the military into the bedrooms. Let them sleep forevermore.

Urist McRagebeard: I AM SICK OF MY FUCKING LONG PATROLS, I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROATS
*click*
Urist McRagebeard: God fucking damn it.

[Di]

I say dogpile, large numbers tend to do wonders, then reclaim and enjoy them carnaging you rambo style 

[Mrhappyface]

Dogpiled all my Untermenschen on my Herrenvolk. There's one Herrenvolk left, and he's still alive and kicking in skulls.

[Loud Whispers]

RETREAT!!!

And then rearm off the armour and weapons of the recently slain.

See kids, this is why you don't danger room train your military?
[And let them tantrum anyways...]

[thegoatgod_pan]

This is the only part of danger rooms that makes them not a total exploit

[Casp]

Try to herd them into a pen where they can be released onto any threats from the outside and herded back in.
Of course, then you don't have super soldiers as much as you have a biological weapon.

[Necro910]

Try to herd them into a pen where they can be released onto any threats from the outside and herded back in.
Of course, then you don't have super soldiers as much as you have a biological weapon.

Just wait until next update.

THEN we'll have some real biological weapons

[Mrhappyface]

Every supersoldier project goes wrong in the end. 

[Loud Whispers]

Every supersoldier project goes wrong in the end. 

Not if you plan to have it go wrong from the start
/flawless logic/

[MrShovelFace]

always ensure that your super soldiers "don't care about anything anymore" before telling them to put on their Iron Man suit
this is achievably by repeatedly atom smashing their family/kittens/children/closefriends as they watch

(while eating a legendary meal in a legendary dining hall of course)