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Author Topic: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart  (Read 1832 times)

extizonse

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The other one I had planned to use.. is around 3 pages long (because my wrestler just would not die), basically first page is him getting stabbed 2-3 times in the lungs, retching and vomitting, second page is getting stabbed in the teeth (literally the teeth) and teeth flying off in arcs, 3rd page is getting both hands stabbed and disabling motor nerves, 4th page is breaking more motor nerves in the arms, and then the feet, last page is liver getting stabbed, and then guts spilling out.

Last time I read combat reports

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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2011, 10:30:55 pm »

They're goblins, what did you expect?
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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2011, 10:32:16 pm »

They're goblins, what did you expect?

"Fun"

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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 10:33:48 pm »

And your carpenter definitely got some. Combat reports are among the more horrifying things in the game through sheer detail.
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ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 11:11:02 pm »

This guy had some fun too (finally I got one)



The aftermath:

(Blue spots are vomit, and highlighted areas are more piles of deadbodies that you can't see)





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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2011, 11:53:24 pm »

Maybe, someday, if we really try, we can live in a world love and cooperation. A world where dwarves, goblins, humans, and even elves, can see the futility of such savagery, lay down their arms, and join hands, as brothers and sisters. Maybe, one day, we truly can have peace.

Until then, load up the traps, forge some more gear, and make sure you have plenty of room in your refuse stockpile. There'll be another, bigger, less-than-friendly siege on its way before too long, and by the time it's over, there's gonna be one hell of a mess to clean.

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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2011, 11:57:24 pm »

 Meh, you will get over it. ;D
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extizonse

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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2011, 12:15:09 am »

Meh, you will get over it. ;D

Already over it, this fort was to freshen up on basics, we were extremely prosperous (like.. hippie commune prosperous), but through all the farming and leatherworking, and brewing, etc etc (hence why he was nick'd carpentry god he was a legendary carpenter if I remember right), I realized a year and a half ago before this siege that I had forgotten a military, through all the plant gathering, farming, brewing, and crafting/woodworking just for the sake of crafts/woodworking.

Thought the 1 1/2 years of training would've paid off a little though for my militia, that got gutted and hands flying off in arcs.

I really like weapon traps though with 7 spikes and 3 balls, that thing raped the Goblin Swordsman (rib through heart? that's <3) (Also my carpenter got revenge inadvertently he made the masterpiece spikes/spiked balls)
« Last Edit: November 24, 2011, 12:18:49 am by extizonse »
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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2011, 02:13:57 am »

Combat is fucking brutal. What did you expect?
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Re: First goblin raid I've gone through.. combat reports breaking my heart
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2011, 05:08:42 am »

Combat is fucking brutal. What did you expect?

Dwarf uses tackle on Goblin. Goblin faints!


The combat logs are great fun, makes it worthwhile to have a military.
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