Tuesday: 0934 hours. Fire the machine guns, bring him down.
Ack! Even out! Pull up! Rise on vertical axis! Ascend! Elevate! Fail at falling! Fire ze missiles on the way back up!
AIR COMBAT JET DEATH DUEL INITIATED!Hurtling towards the ground, Sinclair tries to fail at falling! He succeeds to fail at falling [5]! He evens out! He pulls up! He rises on the vertical axis! To put it simply, he avoids smashing himself to smithereens on a large rock on the ground!
A voice crackles over comms.
"I'm sorry Sinclair, but I like to live for a bit longer, so I guess this will be your death
Wait, is this the right button?"
As Sinclair and his jet start to ascend, Daniel swoops down upon him, machine guns blazing. Sinclair fires his vaguely European missiles!
Just as his cockpit starts violently beeping with the lock on warning, Daniel finally gets his 24 wing mounted machine guns on target! A thunderstorm of hailing bullets rips into the air! Sinclairs private jet fighter plane bursts into flames! It explodes! It disintegrates! Some parts of it ascend! Most parts of it succeed at falling! Sinclair is showered in bits upon the GenCorp complex! His liver flies through the sky! His pancreas drops to the ground! His kidneys are toast! His spleen is cracked! His fingers are severed! His heat-seeking mindflail missile speeds towards Daniels plane! Daniel hits eject!
Floating to the ground in a fit of ecstasy, having become the richest and most powerful man in industry, Daniel, GenCorp CEO, glances upwards for a brief second to see his private fighter jet plane explode into bits above him. Shrapnel rains down, miraculously avoiding him and his parachute.
He glances down to see a dozen secretaries jetpack up towards him.
One is carrying his new laptop, powerpoint presentations about cats open and ready for inspection. One is carrying his bourbon and cigar. One is carrying a coffee machine.
All are superhot!
All are starting their first day at GenCorp!
Achievement Unlocked! GenCorp CEO!
Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit, Mech-pants, fighter jet!
Hit points: 12
Wounds: Left foot shot to bits! Left little finger severed! Right armed sliced off! Heavy bleeding!
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! ,
InventLocation: Floating down in the air above the GenCorp Complex.
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
Achievement Unlocked: Fighter pilot!Achievement Unlocked! GenCorp CEO! Items: Roboleftfoot! Fighter jet!
Hit points: 9
Wounds: Frozen tip of the nose! No left arm! No ears! No right leg!
Morale: -0
Failure Rating: 10.
Abilities: MIND FLAYING! Invisibility!
Location: In bits above and on the GenCorp complex!
Achievement Unlocked: Groin Stapler!
Achievement Unlocked: Nearly CEO!
Achievement Unlocked: Fighter pilot!
P.S.
All status sheets on page 1 should now be up to date.