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[Starver]

Last person texted?  According to my phone's log, it was a colleague of mine at work, 11/4/2011 (that's seven months ago, not nine days ago, BTW), but I'm fairly sure I texted my Dad sometime last month...  The guy at work has brains although isn't fighting fit[1], but I'd take him over quite a lot of people as a companion at The End OF Days.  Dad's not in his prime (either), but I can't see a problem, on the whole.

Last (game) weapon used.  First-person-wise, stone pickaxe most recent, but if that doesn't count there's the iron sword.  If the pickaxe counts, a bare fist might actually be the most recent.  Last weapon to be caused to be used, in a third-party sense, was either a crossbow or a spear (can't remember which unit dealt with that pesky herd of zombie elk).  Or, if unarmed combat is allowed to take precedence, I had a Sim of mine play Punch You Punch Me with the Social Bunny, yesterday.

So, it looks like I'm with bright but not (all-round) physical companions, and may well have to resort to that knife that was mentioned, unless I want to play it hard-core.

Oh, wait...  Perhaps I'm entitled to use a power-fist (or something else actually ranged, if not orbital, from that particular genre), if not limiting to computer games.  It might even be a warhound... Can't remember which weapon I fired last from that, but most of them would normally deal with RL zombie menaces, and if I'm allowed to stomp around as well I'm laughing.  Me and whoever it is I've got along for the ride.



[1] So... maybe a useful decoy?

[Zaerosz]

Lightning magic, or a steel mace, and my brother.

...I guess he can play guitar, at least.

My wife, and an elven longsword.

Yeah, we're in trouble. Remind me to try this again after playing as the Pyro in TF2.  Infinite flamethrower FTW.

I didn't know we could choose those kind of things!

In this case, I'll take Pope Ratzinger and a few dozens of turn undead scrolls.

We aren't choosing anything. It's the last weapon we used in a video game and the last person we texted.

Aaaaaaaand I just realized the last weapon I used in a game was a man-sized sword forged for the superhuman general of the army of a god of holiness and light. It'd probably be pretty useful if I could lift the dame thing.

[Loud Whispers]

The last weapon we used in a game?

Well, dwarves in dwarf fortress:P

UNLIMITED DWARVES YOU SAY??!!

[Itnetlolor]

Unreal series Redeemer anyone? MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Zombies stand no chance against a pilotable mini-nuke with ridiculous range and high maneuverabilty. Especially an entire horde of them glassing the areas they walk with extreme precision (or extreme prejudice if I fire off a ton of them at the same time).


So glad I got back into Unreal Tournament again.

As for last person, that would have to be one of my siblings. We have talked about Zombie Apocalypses before, and how to handle them. I will rule over the land, and I shall call it... "This Land".

EDIT:
Hilariously relevant -- The Nyandeemer

[MaximumZero]

That's it, I'm punching my way to Dave1004's house. At least I can help with ground support.

[DJ]

Frontier Justice or Mini Sentry if it counts as me using it (wasn't wrangled), and I deleted my text history before I read this

[MaximumZero]

Quick, text me!

[Neyvn]

Demoman's Granade Launcher...
My Girlfriend...

Yep I am safe...
But truth be told...


I think I would go all "Orks Must Die" trap style with the methodology of Dwarf Fortress Trapped Halls...

[Bdthemag]

Why do you all want to wear shark suits, I mean its just so out of place and impractical.

[Jopax]

They obviously want to wear the skin of a great predator to gain it's awesome powers.

That said I would much rather choose a bearskin or a raptorskin for obvious reasons.

[Flying Dice]

Why do you all want to wear shark suits, I mean its just so out of place and impractical.

They all read the Zombie Survival Guide and believed it. What they don't know is that the author is in fact a zombie spreading counterintelligence. As it turns out, you actually kill zombies by destroying the liver.

[Neyvn]

Why do you all want to wear shark suits, I mean its just so out of place and impractical.

They all read the Zombie Survival Guide and believed it. What they don't know is that the author is in fact a zombie spreading counterintelligence. As it turns out, you actually kill zombies by destroying the liver.

That explains what pubs are... Suicide Rooms for the Unsure Zombie...

"Are you a Zombie!?!? Don't Know!?!?! Come to the 'Pub on the Corner', and Drink your worries away. If it turns out your a Zombie, congratulations, you already half way to dieing!!!"

[ChairmanPoo]

Lightning magic, or a steel mace, and my brother.

...I guess he can play guitar, at least.

My wife, and an elven longsword.

Yeah, we're in trouble. Remind me to try this again after playing as the Pyro in TF2.  Infinite flamethrower FTW.

I didn't know we could choose those kind of things!

In this case, I'll take Pope Ratzinger and a few dozens of turn undead scrolls.

We aren't choosing anything. It's the last weapon we used in a video game and the last person we texted.

Aaaaaaaand I just realized the last weapon I used in a game was a man-sized sword forged for the superhuman general of the army of a god of holiness and light. It'd probably be pretty useful if I could lift the dame thing.

Oh.

I can't even recall the last person I texted.  I dont really use text messages very ,uch

[Urist Mcinternetuser]

The last weapon I used in a game was a flintlock musket. And being that I don't have a phone I'm pretty sure I've never texte-
WAIT! Yes I have, my cousin told me to text his girlfriend (as him), and try to freak her out. So overall I'm pretty screwed/