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Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« on: February 11, 2012, 10:43:06 pm »
And since I figure the board is probably about 70% male there's no particular order. That's what the multiple quote function is for, after all.

Also they don't have to be good or horrible. Both is probably better.

I'll start off with a classic:

Did it hurt?
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Getting abducted from the model convention.
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 10:48:14 pm »
I usually just spill my drink on idiots that use cheesy pickups, to young to drink so mostly pops and waters, sends them away most of the time.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 11:03:47 pm »
Your panties must have stars on them, cause your ass is out of this world. (Good old LCS :P)
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 11:07:13 pm »
Are you from the Arctic? 'Cause I'd like to see you on a pole.

(I have a truckload of terrible, mock-pickup lines I've made up. :P)
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 11:23:19 pm »
Toady has the funnyest one liners.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 11:27:05 pm »
I've heard some PRETTY DARN weird ones. For example:

"I bet that smiling is only the second best thing you do with your mouth."
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 11:29:19 pm »
I'd slap a guy if he used that.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2012, 11:55:54 pm »
I heard a great onw while watching Zisteaus's Skyrim Let's play. He was playing as A Kajhit and when he went by some female charcters he would go "Hey, hey, like cats?"
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 12:10:22 am »
Are you an angel? Because your face is almost exactly one half the square of pi above these other ladies' faces!
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2012, 12:28:16 pm »
I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to those curves.
If you were a phaser, you'd be set to stunning.
Do you have a map? Cos I'm lost in your eyes.
Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

And I have many, many more of these godawful things
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2012, 12:30:25 pm »
Quote from: Kashyyk on February 12, 2012, 12:28:16 pm
I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to those curves.

Must be, 'cause you sure as hell don't look normal to me.
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 01:08:07 pm »
If this statement is true, then you want to **** me.
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Re: Guys post a pickup line, girls post a response
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 01:15:00 pm »
I love you.

All creepy intended.
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2012, 01:16:41 pm »
Quote from: Armok on February 12, 2012, 01:08:07 pm
If this statement is true, then you want to **** me.

I think you messed that one up.

Hey baby, you got a kid, cause you look like OO MAMA
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