Before I start, here's the
Calender if you aren't well-versed in Dwarf Fortress months (like me).
Log of 'Jacob/Lee' Nethkogan, Farmer12th Granite, 252Today, I was appointed to be the Overseer of this fortress, which was previously run by a good-for-nothing criminal. It looked pretty good, until I took a closer look.
First, we have absolutely zero doors installed, and just a few sitting in a workshop. Second, what the hell is this?
What?
Is this a joke? Who crams all these random items into a single stockpile?! I'm fixing this problem. The previous Overseer seems to have dug everything on the same floor, too. We're going up, where the soft soil will be easy to carve into rooms for stockpiles.
The larger stockpiles will hold furniture and wood, while the smaller ones will hold cloth and leather. One of our miners also appears to be acting... Strangely.
14th GraniteAgain, I have noticed more logistical errors. Namely, our forges. Our smiths have absolutely no nearby stockpiles, which means they need to walk all over the fortress to gather the supplies they need to be able to smelt
one bar of iron. Construction of stockpiles above the forges have begun immediately.
15th GraniteThe issues get bigger and bigger each day. I have learned that all our seeds, food and drink are also packed into that one stockpile. I am digging 2 stockpiles under the dining hall, one for food and one for booze. I am clearing the walls between our farms and placing the seed stockpile there. I have told our farmers to grow sweet pods on one of our extra plump helmet plots.
16th GraniteThe miner that was acting strangely has come to me with a smile as wide as all the rivers in our kingdom telling me about a door he created.
I just smiled and pretended to be excited when he made it. I'm thinking about which room I want to install it in, the refuse room or the dung pit.
17th GraniteThe seed stockpile between our farms has been completed and the moving is underway. Carving of the food and drink stockpiles has begun.
21th GraniteI have noticed our dwarves are almost shuffling by each other as they try to get to the farms through the residential area. The digging of a route through the back of our dining hall to the large room behind the residential area has begun. I have decided to do something about our... Strangely laid out dining hall. No dwarf wants to share a table!
27th GraniteMigrants have come. A lot of migrants. Our population is 40 now. Among the migrants are some notable dwarves, a grand master weaponsmith, a grand master fisherdwarf, a legendary brewer and a few dwarves with some combat skill. 2 dwarves have been added to our lacking military, and the construction of defenses, with our recently-added team of masons in training, shall be built. I've heard there are Beastmen stirring on the horizon...
We also have a large problem...
Puppies. The annoying things are running all over the place and slowing down travel for our dwarves. Construction of a cage has begun...
2 butchers, a tanner and the cage will go there. I think you know what that means.
8th SlateI was walking down the hall when I saw the most horrible thing I've ever seen... It was this gigantic slimy beetle the size of a small cat, I almost stomped the thing to paste until Monom Kastiden, a local gem cutter, shouted at me and told me not to do it. It turns out this awful thing is Monom's pet.
6th Felsite - Late Spring of 251Ushrir Vaboktirist, a thresher who has been turned into a furnace operator, ran to me, pale as a ghost and sweating more than I thought any dwarf could. He stammered a lot, but I eventually made out that he was chased by a pack of raptors on the hunt when he went to get some limonite to smelt. I told him to just sit down and take deep breaths. He sat down and started to cry.
13th Felsite - Late SpringThe walls outside our door are about 50% done now. I'm also installing a lever-controlled bridge over a moat, said lever will be in the dining hall.
16th FelsiteA Dusk Elf caravan has arrived. We have no broker. Our Militia Commander, a founder, has been appointed to the Broker position for now.
17th FelsiteA Sylvan Elf caravan has arrived as well!
19th FelsiteI was walking down the hall, getting my feet caught on the unsmoothed surface of our hallways, when I heard a dwarf shouting. I ran to the scene and I saw this:
It was a kobold thief! The dwarves, terrified by the sudden appearance of the filth, dropped their stuff and scattered like giant roaches in the magmalight. The vile creature was just as afraid of us as we were of it and it ran as fast as those rat legs could take it. His buddies showed up several times, all repeating the process.
25th FelsiteWe traded a bunch of shitty stone crafts for wood, which none of us actually know the value of said stone crafts.
2nd Hematite - Early Summer of 252Monom's horrible beetle has grown to full size today. We also finally started to fill the stockpiles above the forges.
18th HematiteThe merchants have left, the wall is almost done.
27th HematiteWe got a migrant wave today. The notable dwarves are a Skilled diagnostician, High Master miner, several dwarves with *some* combat experience, and a buff pump operator whom I thought was male at first...
4th Malachite - Mid-Summer of 252The wall has been finished! I'll love to see Centaurs get through several Urists of dwarven stone!
5th MalachiteThe Hoardmaster came to me today. He told me that he had recently taken stockpile records, and that we're out of booze! This cannot stand! A couple more stills have been built to increase alcohol production.
7th MalachiteEdzul Akinber, one of our soldiers, has been acting strangely today...
I've been told he used to be a glassmaker before he was drafted, from my knowledge of behaviors like this, he wants a glass furnace.
...And I was right.
He started to mutter something. I picked up my book on behaviors like this and he seems to be saying he wants green glass, some kind of thread and stone blocks. The problems: we have no glass or thread. Hopefully he can make it until the merchants arrive again.
20th MalachiteI never mentioned it earlier, but half of the residential area has been smoothed. Our engravers are working on the other half right now.
22th MalachiteI went outside to get away from Monom's beetle and when I looked out towards the pasture from the walls, I noticed our bull moose had been mutilated with blood spread several urists in every direction. The others are saying it is the work of a terrible flying sea monster, I say they're just being paranoid. It was probably just a kobold trying to mess with us.
...Right?
27th MalachiteAfter that sea mon- kobold scare, I told everyone it was alright and we should start creating more fuel. All our smelters are turning bituminous coal and lignite into fuel as I write.
28th MalachiteThat coal won't last forever, so I'm expanding upon a random tunnel the previous Overseer dug during his rule. Maybe we'll find something valuable!
In other news, we have 50 drinks now.
11th Galena - Late Summer of 252I've issued the order to start making coffins and digging a crypt, somebody or somebody's pet is going to die eventually. I hope it's Monom's beetle that goes first.
12th GalenaI've noticed that ZombiLoin and Meng Kosothamud, a miner who is also one of the founders, have been spending a lot of time together. I think they're in love!
13th GalenaDunedweller merchants have arrived. Let's see what they have for sale! The crypts have been dug out and are being cleared of stones right now.
19th GalenaA Keeper caravan has arrived as well. We have run out of all coal to turn into fuel and more thieves have failed.
21st GalenaGoblin pedophiles! Protect the children!
1st Limestone - Early Autumn of 252I saw Edzul today... It was a sad sight. He was slowly walking along, sobbing softly... He said to his squad leader "I couldn't do it, ma'am, I couldn't, I couldn't make my artifact..." If only, oh if only we could've done something to save him!
9th LimestoneThe merchants left today. They had absolutely nothing worth trading, surprisingly.
12th LimestoneSome of our pups have reached the age where they can be trained. They have been let out of their cages to be taught the art of war.
14th LimestoneOh god, oh god, oh god oh god oh god oh SHIT what do we do?!
I ordered everyone into the fortress until further notice!
It.. Uh...
Yeah, it's stuck. We carved another way in through the soil to the right. We'll kill it... One day. Until then, it's never getting out unless it's smart enough to bash down the doors..
Wait, what was that?
Oh SHIT
The Creative Barricades, our 7-dwarf, unarmed military, have been sent to kill the beast!
The Founder/Militia Commander is credited with the kill. One soldier died, everyone has some injuries. Our military truly is talented.
20th LimestoneA small, makeshift hospital is being carved for our wounded.
13th Sandstone - Mid-Autumn of 252More migrants, this time we have a truly amazing dwarf:
I hope my successors do all in their power to keep this one alive.
20th SandstoneI get a feeling all of our soldiers are mentally disturbed.
25th SandstoneThe hospital is smoothed and half-furnished. Suitable for any patients, though.
More of our animals in the pasture died... Could it be the sea monster? No, wait, this time it was that damn pack of raptors.
1st TimberYES!
However, ZombiLoin is being chased by a raptor! Scramble the Creative Barricades!
The Barricades showed it what happens when you chase dwarves!
It has been killed, and is going to be turned into a roast.
8th TimberOne of our wounded soldiers just got diagnosed.
He's done for, I've seen dwarves with infections before... They usually don't make it. It's a shame we couldn't help this poor soul.
Damn you, Cyclops! Damn you to hell!
14th TimberToday was a beautiful day in the fortress!
Two dwarves' love for each other has finally shown and they have gotten married!
In other news, an Orcish caravan has shown up! And the caravan from home!
19th Timber*this page is stained with mud*
While I was in the dining hall writing in my journal, I heard shouting coming from the merchants outside. I ran out there to see what the problem was.
"What the hell?! Why are you stealing their cloth?!"
"We need cloth for the patients, sir!"
"You fucking morons, we're supposed to BUY the cloth from them!"
"But sir!"
"No 'buts', you give that cloth back rig-"
Then I got trampled by the wave of dwarves mugging the caravans of their cloth. What is wrong with these dwarves?
22nd TimberWe bought some of the cloth... What remained of it, that is. We also bought all their wood, and their glass for the moody soldier.
11th Opal - Mid-Winter of 252Aside from the caravans leaving, nothing happened.
9th OpalKogan Noramnish has been stricken with melancholy... I wish there was a way to prevent this terrible fate... If only we had glass.
17th OpalI have learned something, this river freezes solid during the winter. Gotta find water, or else the patients will die...
1st Obsidian - Late Winter of 252YES! I'm one month away from giving someone else the "luxury" of running this hellhole!
5th ObsidianThe brook thawed this morning.
22nd ObsidianI never got around to it earlier, but I have set up a line that produces pig iron effectively. You just need to forge steel at the finishing forges, located on the right wall.
1st Granite - Early SpringYes, my time is up! Here's a sketch of the fortress as of now:
That cut-off part is the crypt and tunnel, below the dining hall are the booze and food storages.
Up one level, those are the stockpiles above the forge and dining hall.
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