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Author Topic: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!  (Read 2971 times)

JDF117

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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2011, 07:38:20 pm »
 If I were you I would go back there with an adventurer and a silver warhammer...
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 07:40:02 pm »
Quote from: JDF117 on October 17, 2011, 07:38:20 pm
If I were you I would go back there with an adventurer and a silver warhammer...
With those inorganics, dismemberment is what you want to do for.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2011, 10:09:44 pm »
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2011, 10:13:13 pm »
Quote from: JDF117 on October 17, 2011, 07:38:20 pm
If I were you I would go back there with an adventurer and a silver warhammer...
Started a demigod dwarf, hammer professional and all that jazz. From what I can tell the dwarven civilization that I was building an outpost for has died, whether that's related to the crystal unicorn or not, well only legends will tell.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2011, 03:22:50 am »
The unicorn titan is revered as a god??? Are you sure they don't just share the same randomly generated name? How did this happen?

I wonder when the dwarves will be able to crusade across the heavens, slaughtering the gods themselves... Armok would be most pleased, but possibly most dead.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2011, 06:45:47 am »
Megabeasts and titans can be worshipped by dwarves. Although I think that relates to worldgen dwarves, so if you got a queen or king to migrate to your fort they may have picked up worshipping 'em during the gen.

I'm not sure if randomly generated common migrants can worship MB's and titan's though.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2011, 10:19:47 am »
It must have been George Washington's mount.  Be glad he must have drowned in your moat when it swam it or you'd have really been screwed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on October 14, 2012, 01:27:09 pm
I like to think that on the other side of the world a human is walking on the beach, notices the water level suddenly drop twenty feet, and whispers "fucking dwarves."

"The cows seem to lose bowel control when launched... I consider this a feature."

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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2011, 10:59:15 am »
Quote from: Seraphim342 on October 18, 2011, 10:19:47 am
It must have been George Washington's mount.  Be glad he must have drowned in your moat when it swam it or you'd have really been screwed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Ah, i love Brad Neely's work.

Of course, now he still has to worry about that schnauzer...
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2011, 12:29:05 pm »
Trap it and tame it into an epic named war dog. Just make sure it doesn't taste dwarf blood first.
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on October 14, 2012, 01:27:09 pm
I like to think that on the other side of the world a human is walking on the beach, notices the water level suddenly drop twenty feet, and whispers "fucking dwarves."

"The cows seem to lose bowel control when launched... I consider this a feature."

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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2011, 09:50:16 pm »
Did someone say unicorns?
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2011, 10:17:14 pm »
Quote from: Draco18s on October 18, 2011, 09:50:16 pm
Did someone say unicorns?
Thank you for linking that ☼video☼.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2011, 12:20:52 am »
That was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
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Quote from: Broseph Stalin on October 14, 2012, 01:27:09 pm
I like to think that on the other side of the world a human is walking on the beach, notices the water level suddenly drop twenty feet, and whispers "fucking dwarves."

"The cows seem to lose bowel control when launched... I consider this a feature."

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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2011, 06:47:42 am »
The video was posted elsewhere on the forums as well, it just seemed appropriate.
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