Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: *Mayor selected: No health problems*  (Read 3059 times)

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2011, 12:07:57 am »
Kittens weigh more.  Candy weighs just a hair more than common consumer styrofoam (opposed to industrial packing styrofoam).
Logged

DS

  • Bay Watcher
  • DS cancels Attend Party: no floor space.
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 12:10:04 am »
I should note that this screencap was taken some years after the dwarf in question was assigned to be captain of the guard. Decades, actually. He got pretty good with the damn thing.

Looking at the warhammer now, it has thirteen kills - all dwarves. Eleven are due to this guy, Limul 'Breachedwhips' Gildnut the Great Salve of Amazement. For reference:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh, and it weighs <1 dwarf pounds, or whatever.
Logged
Finished: Weatherwires, the Last Mountainhome. A tragic mix of Children of Men, City of Ember, and, uh, magma.
Stymied: Correspondence from Syrupurns, a prematurely ended narrative, told through annual updates.
In Progress: Roomcarnage, a fortress clinging to life beneath a haunted glacier.

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2011, 12:38:13 am »
One Γ is equal to one kilogram.  One kilo is about 2.2 pounds.  According to the wiki and raws, at a Warhammer size of 400 and adamantine's solid density at 200, an adamantine warhammer should weigh in at .08 kilos or .176 pounds.  Or, 2.8 ounces.  A quick google reveals that 14 quarters ($3.50) weighs the same amount.

You could comfortably hang an adamantine warhammer off your pocket.
Logged

DS

  • Bay Watcher
  • DS cancels Attend Party: no floor space.
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2011, 01:10:03 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 17, 2011, 12:38:13 am
You could comfortably hang an adamantine warhammer off your pocket.

Clearly, we have underestimated the killing ability of a handful of quarters.
Logged
Finished: Weatherwires, the Last Mountainhome. A tragic mix of Children of Men, City of Ember, and, uh, magma.
Stymied: Correspondence from Syrupurns, a prematurely ended narrative, told through annual updates.
In Progress: Roomcarnage, a fortress clinging to life beneath a haunted glacier.

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2011, 01:15:22 am »
In dwarven hands, even a pair of bare hands are lethal killing turbines of furry-knuckled brawling.  This is less about the power of a weapon and more about the power of a dwarf.
Logged

DS

  • Bay Watcher
  • DS cancels Attend Party: no floor space.
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2011, 01:21:57 am »
So, if even a wiffle bat is deadly in the hands of a dwarf, a captain of the guard can only be harmless if he is a paraplegic? This seems to be what I'm getting out of this.
Logged
Finished: Weatherwires, the Last Mountainhome. A tragic mix of Children of Men, City of Ember, and, uh, magma.
Stymied: Correspondence from Syrupurns, a prematurely ended narrative, told through annual updates.
In Progress: Roomcarnage, a fortress clinging to life beneath a haunted glacier.

Keldor

  • Bay Watcher
  • Blood for the blood god!
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2011, 02:25:55 am »
Quote from: DS on October 17, 2011, 01:21:57 am
So, if even a wiffle bat is deadly in the hands of a dwarf, a captain of the guard can only be harmless if he is a paraplegic? This seems to be what I'm getting out of this.

No, that's when they start biting heads off.
Logged
If ignorance is bliss, why are my dwarves all tantruming?

Spacespinner

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2011, 03:55:52 am »
Quote from: Keldor on October 17, 2011, 02:25:55 am
Quote from: DS on October 17, 2011, 01:21:57 am
So, if even a wiffle bat is deadly in the hands of a dwarf, a captain of the guard can only be harmless if he is a paraplegic? This seems to be what I'm getting out of this.

No, that's when they start biting heads off.
There goes my plans of a harmless captain
Logged
Quote from: Quietust on July 14, 2013, 08:32:48 am
Most people's relationship with Dwarf Fortress is akin to Stockholm Syndrome.

zehive

  • Bay Watcher
  • [DRAGONFIREBREATH]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2011, 05:32:21 am »
Quote from: KtosoX on October 10, 2011, 09:01:06 am
Quote from: Spacespinner on October 10, 2011, 04:43:45 am
...
Is there some way I can like, gag him so he just sits there and stops issuing mandates. If there's some way to keep him alive but incapacitated it would be great (assuming I don't lose out on anything with him like that)
I once had a perfect baron. He was always happy, never issued mandates and never pissed me off. I even know why he acted like that. Do you want to know the secret?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Find rare animal
Modify it ala dwarven optometry to ONLY damage the spine.
Noble only bath
Logged

BigFatStupidHead

  • Bay Watcher
  • obscure to the point of being cryptic
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 05:41:56 am »
Quote from: Spacespinner on October 17, 2011, 03:55:52 am
Quote from: Keldor on October 17, 2011, 02:25:55 am
Quote from: DS on October 17, 2011, 01:21:57 am
So, if even a wiffle bat is deadly in the hands of a dwarf, a captain of the guard can only be harmless if he is a paraplegic? This seems to be what I'm getting out of this.

No, that's when they start biting heads off.
There goes my plans of a harmless captain


Well, think of it this way. You'll lose a lot less dwarves to these vicious nerf beatings than you will to dehydration and starvation in jail. Mostly harmless.
Logged

Wannazzaki

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PRONE_TO_RAGE:9001][TOO_HAIRY][ADAMANTINE BEARD]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2011, 06:15:00 am »
Why does this mayor come across as a very Munstrum Ridcully type character?
Logged
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider! Na na, na na!

Spacespinner

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2011, 08:08:13 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 17, 2011, 06:15:00 am
Why does this mayor come across as a very Munstrum Ridcully type character?
I love you now. Brb, renaming all mayors Munstrum Ridcully.
Logged
Quote from: Quietust on July 14, 2013, 08:32:48 am
Most people's relationship with Dwarf Fortress is akin to Stockholm Syndrome.

Sutremaine

  • Bay Watcher
  • [ETHIC:ATROCITY: PERSONAL_MATTER]
    • View Profile
Re: *Mayor selected: No health problems*
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2011, 10:17:38 am »
Jails can be set up to have their own food and drink stockpiles. I normally create one stockpile for each and then nip out tiles so that there's one square per cell for food and three for drinks, but a three-floor jail with a whole floor each for food and drink is far less micromanagement.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But the more precise arrangement does look nicer.

Quote from: DS on October 17, 2011, 12:10:04 am
He got pretty good with the damn thing.
That makes sense, considering what a skilled Biter can do. How high was the dwarf's Hammer skill?
Logged
Quote from: fivex on March 07, 2011, 02:37:19 am
I am trying to make chickens lay bees as eggs. So far it only produces a single "Tame Small Creature" when a hen lays bees.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.
Pages: 1 [2]
« previous next »