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TSTwizby

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Awesome Baby Stories
« on: October 29, 2011, 01:45:35 am »
What it sounds like. Post the best thing a baby has ever done in your fortress.

I've actually got two. One is better, but I have picture evidence for the other.

First, a baby in my fort killed a forgotten beast, after being dropped by its mother and left for dead. This was in large part due to luck, as the forgotten beast was a giant termite and wasted time spewing deadly dust which, as it turned out, caused mild headaches for a few seconds. And the baby died soon afterward, thanks to blood loss from severed legs. But still, a baby killed a forgotten beast.

The other happened during a siege. I normally take dwarves with babies out of the military, but I don't always catch them and they often get carried into battles without my knowledge. One time this happened:



Yes, the baby punched the troll. My military definitely needs this baby.
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Re: Awesome Baby Stories
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2011, 01:47:35 am »
I draft only women into my military, TEH BABBIES ARE TEH MEAT SHIELD.

EDIT: But really - the survival rates for dwarves with babies are a lot higher.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2011, 01:51:38 am by acetech09 »
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Re: Awesome Baby Stories
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 02:22:35 am »
Well, when I was five, I lit my head on fire...

Oh wait, you meant my citizens.
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Re: Awesome Baby Stories
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 04:33:32 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on October 29, 2011, 02:22:35 am
Well, when I was five, I lit my head on fire...

Oh wait, you meant my citizens.

Literal baptism by fire? No wonder you're so fascinated with Magma...
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How sad, imagine what they would've come up with... Booze proppelled rocket bayonets
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Re: Awesome Baby Stories
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2011, 04:34:04 am »
Does it count that i have had kittens mutilate unconsious goblins?
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Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider! Na na, na na!

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Re: Awesome Baby Stories
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2011, 06:45:24 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 29, 2011, 04:34:04 am
Does it count that i have had kittens mutilate unconsious goblins?

I've had kittens mutilate fully armed and conscious goblins.
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