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Necro910

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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2011, 04:01:37 pm »
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2011, 04:43:12 pm »
Quote from: EveryZig on September 16, 2011, 03:47:33 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
[...]ensure that the incoming elves are indeed suitably filthy before their adventures in the danger rooms.
I find that rather redundant myself, because elves.

This is true, though the mud could be also be mixed with goblin blood / dwarf pus / forgotten beast extract in order to infect the weak / contract syndromes / imbue with superpowers a la this thread.

Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 04:01:37 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
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I can't help it, this thread set off my [PRONE_TO_PUN:70] earlier today.
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2011, 04:46:03 pm »
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 04:43:12 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 04:01:37 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
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Teehee

I can't help it, this thread set off my [PRONE_TO_PUN:70] earlier today.
MUST... REED... THREAD...
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2011, 04:52:41 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 04:46:03 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 04:43:12 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 04:01:37 pm
Quote from: Xen0n on September 16, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
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Teehee

I can't help it, this thread set off my [PRONE_TO_PUN:70] earlier today.
MUST... REED... THREAD...
Like rope reed thread, but mustier?
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2011, 04:55:29 pm »
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2011, 05:03:46 pm »
To extend the idea of this thread even further...
Can FBs learn?
If so (or using a bronze colossus if not), someone should embark on a quest to build the Ultimate Beast. (And then fight the clowns using only that creature.)
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2011, 05:07:44 pm »
Quote from: EveryZig on September 16, 2011, 05:03:46 pm
To extend the idea of this thread even further...
Can FBs learn?
If so (or using a bronze colossus if not), someone should embark on a quest to build the Ultimate Beast. (And then fight the clowns using only that creature.)
Indeed.

I believe FB's are mentally incompetent, so use bronze colossi. Are they CAN_LEARN? If so, danger room. If not, STRAIGHT TO THE PITS OF HELL!
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2011, 05:10:19 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 05:07:44 pm
I believe FB's are mentally incompetent, so use bronze colossi. Are they CAN_LEARN? If so, danger room. If not, STRAIGHT TO THE PITS OF HELL!
Unlike FBs, you can mod Bronze Colossi to have [CAN_LEARN] (because you can get to their raws).
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2011, 05:50:19 pm »
Quote from: EveryZig on September 16, 2011, 05:10:19 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on September 16, 2011, 05:07:44 pm
I believe FB's are mentally incompetent, so use bronze colossi. Are they CAN_LEARN? If so, danger room. If not, STRAIGHT TO THE PITS OF HELL!
Unlike FBs, you can mod Bronze Colossi to have [CAN_LEARN] (because you can get to their raws).
Well then...

COMMENCE THE STABBY!
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2011, 06:44:14 pm »
Hmmm...
If I remember correctly... clowns have [CAN_LEARN]?

I sense great opportunity.
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2011, 07:48:42 pm »
Except they won't kill each other.
Except for the zombie clowns.
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2011, 11:19:06 am »
Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on September 16, 2011, 06:44:14 pm
Hmmm...
If I remember correctly... clowns have [CAN_LEARN]?

I sense great opportunity.

Conquering hell wasn't hard enough.... so we taught the demons to fight.

Now if only there was a way to have dwarves actually train the demons. Is there a way to make them part of your civ? I want to make an adopt-a-hellspawn program.
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Re: Danger rooms literally for filthy elves?
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2011, 11:27:40 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 16, 2011, 07:48:42 pm
Except they won't kill each other.
Except for the zombie clowns.
Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on September 16, 2011, 06:44:14 pm
I sense great opportunity.
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