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[Chobeat]

This is an open letter to the dev team.

I want to apologize in advance for my bad english.

I don't know if you know that around the web, DF's players use to call "clowns" the demons coming out from the underworld, that usually is called circus. I've never lurked this official forum too much, so i don't really know if it's the same here.

I would like to ask you to actually implement these creatures, strong as much as the demons and as evil as only a clown could be, because my girlfriend, actually tought there were real clowns showing up as the ultimate challenge. She said: "the only chance you had to see me play this game is gone now that i know there are no evil clowns" and that disappointed me a lot.

So, knowing about your sense of humour, i tought it could be viable, soon or later, then i decided to suggest it here. This is the only chance to fulfil my ultimate sexual fantasy: a girl playing DF in front of me (maybe wearing a full plate steel armor, but that's optional). I know i'm not the only one with this fantasy and i think many of you can empathize with me.

Hoping for a positive reply,

One of your fellow players.


(Anything wrote here is just a joke, except that my girlfriend won't play DF until clowns won't be present natively in the game. The dramatic tone is intended)

[Bohandas]

Like something out of the Dark Carnival mythos...

[peskyninja]

But someone must first breach the

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party

to allow the

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clowns

to escape and then create their civ?

[Tharwen]

Mod them in! Pretend they're part of an official patch!

Result: Infinite secks!

...or something.

[astaldaran]

I think he was referring to an actual evil clown cultural and not our evil spirit friends found in the depths for those who delve to deep.