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[chuckthegr8]

I was watching Mulan while playing DF, got rulled a nearly full Female start. Hilarity ensued. I wrote this song to commemorate.

Lets get out the picks
To strike the earth!
Did they send me humans
When I asked for Dwarves?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a dwarf
Out of you.

Beard as thick as forests
Giant livers within
When you find your booze-legs
Your mind is sure to spin

You’re a tree-hugginh useless lot
And you haven’t got a clue
But somehow I will make a dwarf
Out of you

BE A DWARF
We must be as drunk as a redneck
BE A DWARF
With the force of a pachyderm
BE A DWARF
With the will of the hills
As mysterious as Armok and Toadyone!

Time is racing towards us
Til the Gob’s arrive
Heed my every order
And you might not die

Your unsuited for the booze and gore
So enter this “noble’s” room
How could I make a dwarf
Out of you?

BE A DWARF
We must be as drunk as a redneck
BE A DWARF
With the force of a pachyderm
BE A DWARF
With the will of the hills
As mysterious as Armok and Toadyone!

I dare you all to write a song based on other songs using dwarfs!

[noodle0117]

You're the saddest soberest bunch I ever met...

You’re a fat, lazy tall tree-hugging useless lot...

Your unsuited for the Fortress trade the booze and gore...

just a few changes i thought would make the song better.

[noodle0117]

I also have to say that this might be in the wrong section of the forums

[GreatWyrmGold]

Probably.

Hm...
No, that's a stupid idea. Maybe a bit of DF will inspire my muse.