You load some of the muck into your anylizer and set it to work.
You're against animal testing on principle, not only is it unethical, but the animals in question tend to leave a blast crater that glows for weeks.
As an Alchemist, your Erg flow adapts your biology, allowing you to make use of mutagens that would be lethal to others, as well as directly graft biological materials to yourself for protection or to gain new abilities. As it stands, you can purge mutagens from your system, although it's exhausting, ruins the mutagen, and burns a lot of your internal Erg.
As you ponder, you make a Ferrous/Osseous Mutagen, and down the
/Planarian Mutagen.
Your skin goes curiously numb, and a foul taste coats your tongue. You spit, experimentally, and the resulting bolus of yellow fluid sizzles against the wall.
Your Anylizer pulses. The grit consists of metallic solids in oil and a strong acid, laced with fungus mycellum and decaying animal material.
Status;
You are currently Not Dehydrated and Quite Full
You have a Crater-Shaped Scar over your heart
You produce Faint Light
You have Sturdy Bones
You have Soft Skin
Your saliva is Acidic
You are wearing a Crab Claw Crown as a helmet, Armor Shell Coat as armor, Antique Body-wraps on your torso, a Heavy Spiked Gauntlet on your left arm, and Heavy Shackles on your wrists and ankles.
Inventory;
Portable Alchemy Kit
Sample of acidic muck
Vial of iron grit
Vial of chalky fluid
Vial of milky fluid
Vial of turbulent oil (2)
Arthropod/Osseous Mutagen
Ferrous/Osseous Mutagen
Bio-Luminescence Elixir
Bone Spike
1 Manweight of crabmeat