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Author Topic: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.  (Read 16188 times)

Videonfan

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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2011, 01:58:50 am »

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Julien Brightside

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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #76 on: August 05, 2011, 02:47:26 pm »

If I recall correctly, there should be a:

Abraham cancels strike son:
Interrupted by angel.

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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #77 on: August 05, 2011, 05:12:34 pm »

Massive syndrome outbreaks in Egypt, with all those plagues going on.
some one was on a break while it should be cleaning the FB blood...
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #78 on: August 05, 2011, 06:46:25 pm »

Prisioner Cancels Walk To Cell: Interrupted by Bridge
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Kudas to anyone who gets the refferance, even if it is a littile famous.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #79 on: August 05, 2011, 09:24:51 pm »

Prisioner Cancels Walk To Cell: Interrupted by Bridge
Prisioner Sighs

Kudas to anyone who gets the refferance, even if it is a littile famous.

Bridge Over the River Kwai? Or is that:
Prisoners cancel construction: covert action.

How about this one:

Militia Captain cancels training session: Blown up, si-ir!
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2011, 08:17:41 am »

Massive syndrome outbreaks in Egypt, with all those plagues going on.
some one was on a break while it should be cleaning the FB blood...

yeah, they killed a river titan upstream of egypt, and it corrupted the nile, leading to all sorts of nastiness.
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #81 on: August 06, 2011, 09:29:12 am »

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Bridge Over the River Kwai? Or is that:
Prisoners cancel construction: covert action.

How about this one:

Militia Captain cancels training session: Blown up, si-ir!

:o :P

Google Bridge of Sighs;).

And no, not the HW one.

That would be:

Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Cancels Patrol:Interruppted by Higgaran Salavge Corvettes X 150
Higgaran Salavage Corvette Attacks Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate with Grapples X 300
Higgaran Salvage Corvette Latches onto Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate! X 300
Higgaran Salavage Corvette Drags Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate to Higgaran Mothership Hanger! X 300
Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Has Been Taken Over by the Higgaran Mothership! X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Cancels Patrol: Interuppted by Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Utters a Phrase: Oh Shit!
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Attacks Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser With Ion Beam X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Ion Beam Strikes Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser in Front X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Has Been Struck Down!
Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station Cancels Sleep:Interuppted By Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Attacks Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station With Ion Beam X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Ion Beam Strikes Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station in Centre X 150
Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station Has Been Struck Down!
« Last Edit: August 06, 2011, 11:38:13 am by Darth_Karl »
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #82 on: August 06, 2011, 01:04:53 pm »

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Bridge Over the River Kwai? Or is that:
Prisoners cancel construction: covert action.

How about this one:

Militia Captain cancels training session: Blown up, si-ir!

:o :P

Google Bridge of Sighs;).

And no, not the HW one.

That would be:

Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Cancels Patrol:Interruppted by Higgaran Salavge Corvettes X 150
Higgaran Salavage Corvette Attacks Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate with Grapples X 300
Higgaran Salvage Corvette Latches onto Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate! X 300
Higgaran Salavage Corvette Drags Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate to Higgaran Mothership Hanger! X 300
Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Has Been Taken Over by the Higgaran Mothership! X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Cancels Patrol: Interuppted by Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Utters a Phrase: Oh Shit!
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Attacks Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser With Ion Beam X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Ion Beam Strikes Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser in Front X 150
Tadanni Qwarr Jet Heavy Cruiser Has Been Struck Down!
Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station Cancels Sleep:Interuppted By Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Attacks Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station With Ion Beam X 150
Captured Tadanni Sajjuk Kor Ion Frigate Ion Beam Strikes Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station in Centre X 150
Tadanni Hyper Inhibitor Station Has Been Struck Down!

still waiting for homeworld 3..... :'(
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Re: Dwarf fortress and Screw ups of Biblical proportion.
« Reply #83 on: August 06, 2011, 02:08:46 pm »

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still waiting for homeworld 3.....

Given relics recent performance with it's games and it's explicit statments that any HW3 they do make will lkack a Z axis, (meaning it's just goign to be a HW themed vershion of whatever CoH/DoW game is then current), I don;t see why anyone would be intrested in it. Better to let a classic lay than ruin it with another sequal tghats a tenth as good as the originol.

Anyway Derail over, continue your humour.
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