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Author Topic: Generic Evolution  (Read 2794 times)

Lillipad

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Re: Generic Evolution
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 03:48:44 am »

You decide to preach anti-drug abuse to the young shapes and shapettes. If anything will make you a four sided geometric figure, this is definitely it. You also preach the wonders of HELLO KITTY to them. You feel a tingling as you preach, you feel... you feel... SQUARE!! You suddenly pass out, seeing the VISION OF A CHAMPION!!
You're square now, so these little punks can go to h-e-double hockey sticks for all you care. You're in squaresville now, friend.

Name: Roger(Anon) the Hello Kitty Lover
Species: geometric shape
Level: 16

Health: 0/600
Muscles: 0
Bones: 0
Brains: 0
Organs: 0
EvePoints: 253476/700000
BoPoints: 80
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rutsber

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Re: Generic Evolution
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 12:33:42 pm »

Stretch into a cube.
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peglegpengeuin

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Re: Generic Evolution
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 01:08:38 pm »

Watch Richard Simmons stretch videos to learn the art of stretching. Stretch into a cube.
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Roboboy33

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Re: Generic Evolution
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2011, 01:39:38 pm »

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