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[HorridOwn4ge]

Now, this is the story all about how
My fort got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a fort called Boatsmurdered

In East Fickersprayed born and raised
In the dining hall was where I spent most of my days
Partyin' Drinkin, Relaxin, all cool.
And shootin some Kobolds outside of courtyard
When a couple of elephants
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my dining hall
I got in one little fight and my king got scared
He said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Boatsmurdered'

I whistled for a wagon and when it came near
The wheels said blood and it had elephant goods in the rear
If anything I can say is that this wagon was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Boatsmurdered'

I pulled up to the fort about seven or eight Obsidian
And I yelled to the trader 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my <<*throne*>> as the Prince of Boatsmurdered

[HorridOwn4ge]

Damn nvm.

[dwarfhoplite]

This is cool stuff mate

[Befenismor]

Doesn't rhyme most the time but the idea is cool.

[Korgus]

Nice