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[Dsarker]

You decide to make another thread as well, after a great idea you had. Elves aren't as cool as dwarfs!

So you decide that you're going to make a better game than ER, in which you control dwarfs instead of elves. The typical name is going to be Dagger or something, because daggers are cool.

You wait for a bit, and sure enough, someone replies. Mantoph says that he's going to do one better, Barbarianism, where you control humans who are invaders. Sounds silly, but well, maybe he's right.

Hmmm. What about ER do you like the most?


Well, you like how easy it is to learn, but some things have eluded you. There isn't enough real gameplay, and while the graphics are AMAZING, you sure wish there was some gameplay too. I mean, your cata keep dying, and how else are you going to keep your FPS under one hundred? You decide to point it out in the compliments forum.


Wait, someone else replied to your thread. They say that only ER will be good. Nobody wants to play as dwarfs anyway. After all, they don't eat their kills!


What do you do now to PUNISH THE FOOL!?!!!

[noah22223]

"Well, at least dwarfs aren't cannibals who think it perfectly acceptable to eat anything, yet find it worse then torture if you nick a plant!"

[anzki4]

Make most epic feature list ever to your ER-clone, so that everyone starts wanting it. Also photoshop some fake images about your clone and tell the community that alpha version is coming soon. (In reality however, you have no intention to even start making your clone.)


((Serves them elf-lovers right  ))

[anzki4]

my username would be greatorder.
it's always greatorder.
even if I decided to make an account on viva pinata forums (I'd rather die, quite frankly), it would be greatorder.
except on XBLA...

Erm... Thanks for this insightful and useful information...

[Dsarker]

((Sorry for leaving it to this late to reply))


Ha. You know how to get that elf-lover back!

'At least dwarves aren't cannibals who kill people for even nicking a plant!'

You also post some fake screenshots, and fix up the feature list. No one could possibly not want it now.


What to do now? You could investigate another thread, or try finding another way to Los Angeles. Decisions, decisions.

[noah22223]

Start making it with your brother, Froggy. Change your name to FourToe.

[Phantom]

Start making it with your brother, Froggy. Change your name to FourToe.

NO.


Instead, make a game company called Pipe, with an online game distributor called Vapor.