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jamesadelong

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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« on: June 30, 2011, 12:34:16 pm »
So, I just lost more men to this badger than I did to the hydra. Good thing that he was trapped when one of the dworfs ran back into my fort.

So? What should I do with the little blighter?
I'm thinking I should make a memorial shrine and have him run the fort badger-style. What do you guys think?
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 12:40:04 pm »
There's always a bigger badger. :)
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 12:47:26 pm »
Quote from: Mushroo on June 30, 2011, 12:40:04 pm
There's always a bigger badger. :)

Yea, that's what I'm worried about. With my military wiped out by the hydra and my civilians slaughtered by the badger, I'm very unprepared.
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 12:57:03 pm »
There are badgers.

Then there are giant badgers.

Then there are will be were-badgers.

Then there are possibly are forgotten badger beasts.

Beware.
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 01:03:32 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on June 30, 2011, 12:57:03 pm
There are badgers.

Then there are giant badgers.

Then there are will be were-badgers.

Then there are possibly are forgotten badger beasts.

Beware.
On the plus side, we don't have to find a new acronym for (F)orgotten (B)adgers
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 06:25:39 pm »
You're going to love our were-badgers!
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 06:40:56 pm »
a badger made out of diamond, beware its fiery breath!
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 07:53:27 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on June 30, 2011, 12:57:03 pm
There are badgers.

Then there are giant badgers.

Then there are will be were-badgers.

Then there are possibly are forgotten badger beasts.

Beware.
dont forget badger demons!
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 09:02:23 pm »
Badger ponies. Honey badger ponies. Honey badger pegasi. Savage biomes are really something since I modded those in.

As for this bad-ass badger, toss him in the cavern and see if he can't wrack up some FB kills.
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 09:58:44 pm »
Quote from: Nidokoenig on June 30, 2011, 09:02:23 pm
Badger ponies. Honey badger ponies. Honey badger pegasi. Savage biomes are really something since I modded those in.

As for this bad-ass badger, toss him in the cavern and see if he can't wrack up some FB kills.
and dont forget to make a honey mustard badger!
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Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 10:11:09 pm »
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Quote from: Nidokoenig on June 30, 2011, 09:02:23 pm
Badger ponies. Honey badger ponies. Honey badger pegasi. Savage biomes are really something since I modded those in.

As for this bad-ass badger, toss him in the cavern and see if he can't wrack up some FB kills.
and dont forget to make a honey mustard badger!

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