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HorridOwn4ge

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Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« on: June 22, 2011, 03:05:08 pm »
It spawns on my map and he and his damn horse go stark raving mad, what the urist just happened?
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2011, 03:18:51 pm »
Eh, you were gonna kill him anyway.
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2011, 03:24:01 pm »
Luck 'o the draw, kiddo.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 03:25:49 pm by elf-fondling human »
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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 03:42:44 pm »
From laddy to kiddo huh?
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2011, 04:03:04 pm »
Well, kiddo is less gender specific, so it's less likely to be awkward.
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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2011, 04:23:21 pm »
Good point there, I just slaughtered the treefondler, few seconds later a small vile force of evil had arrived, 1 axelord and a bunch of dead gobbo's later my woodcrafter gets into a mood and after setting up a burrow he gathered about 100 pieces of wood a few gems and a few pieces of leather I'll post screenshots of the soon-to-be history crown.

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« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 04:29:45 pm by HorridOwn4ge »
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 04:37:42 pm »
It's just too much...
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 04:54:25 pm »
post anyway.
or screenshot it.
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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 06:41:10 pm »
It's probably taking up 4 pages of descrption. Screenshot them all.
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Congrats, Psieye. This is the first time I've seen a derailed thread get put back on the rails.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 07:08:07 pm »




Here it is.
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 07:11:09 pm »
Words fail me.
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Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 07:41:19 pm »
Nice.
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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 07:45:29 pm »
I imagine him using a microscope to get all that on a amulet then to make an exact copy of that amulet on that amulet which in turn has a copy of himself on it. It's some fucking Dwarfception.

I just made this:
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 08:08:49 pm by HorridOwn4ge »
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: Elf McTreefondler the merchant has gone stark raving mad!
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 08:12:57 pm »
The information in this thread has caused me to lose 1d4+2 sanity.
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