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[EmperorJon]

With 4 children! Time to break out that silver whip...

[Angel Of Death]

You're lucky. The children are always the funnest to kill.

[stabbymcstabstab]

till they swarm... i lost my fellow adventurersmeatsheilds form this and the boggymen that always appear right outside dont help out either

[Cuppsworth]

I once ran into three night creatures, no children, two spouses and a consort.

I really don't want to know exactly what they did in that cave.

[Doro]

i remember finding 2 spouses, consort and 2 kids from same cave... and i believe that last kid killed me.

[Jacos]

The children are always the funnest to kill.

You sick bastard.

Totally sigg'd.

Edit: Fuck sakes it messed up, have to get rid of old one..

[mud074]

A lord told me to kill a night creature. I thought "What the hell? I go to lords so that I get tough things, not night creatures!"

I entered the cave and I had to spam "enter" through screens of introductions and threats. I counted about 14 of them.

There was lots and lots of blood. I was the only survivor on my side, all the night creatures execpt one remained alive.
Then I fell in a river and drowned.

[stabbymcstabstab]

hmmm my prescription is more meathshields and put points in swimming

[Megaman_zx]

you can pick that up at your local pharmacy

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I walked into a lair of polygamist night creatures. There was 1 troll, and 5 of his wives O.o

[stabbymcstabstab]

thats were the mormons went to!