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Truly delicious stuff, better than going outside!

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Decent stuff.

1 (16.7%)

DFSR

1 (16.7%)

I'd rather drink the old one, thanks.

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Only CMTs drink the new stuff.

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It's above my clearance anyway.

1 (16.7%)

This poll is above my clearance anyway.

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Total Members Voted: 6

[Number4]

Hello, citizens. I was thinking about the possibility of a PARANOIA mod and you have been mandatorily volunteered to help me.DF has many features which could be used like fortresses deep underground with a traitorous outside traps, dangerous petbots,a despotic ruler etc.DFSR
Biggest problem would be implementing the different security clearances, what would you suggest, castes, noble positions, something else?
Error: Divide by 3 impossible.
We would need to mod some workshops of course, some bots, a easy way to get items of different color etc.
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Thank you!

Cloning is probably impossible, but we'd still have fun blasting our CMTs for percieved or real (going berserk etc.) treason. You think this mod would be achievable?

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