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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2011, 12:22:14 pm »

Works for me- go for it.
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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2011, 12:57:54 pm »

... However, scientists have a new idea - acidic Zoxin. It could melt very small patches of weak or damaged skin, and then consense inside people, causing Zombification.

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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2011, 01:28:56 pm »

What weapons do humans have?
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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2011, 04:18:38 pm »

We order several of our research facilities to begin researching on acidic Zoxin.

The humans, due to this being a fairly safe world somewhat near the middle of the Human Federation, actually do not have much weaponry. We estimate a few thousand aircraft. We know of their technology that it is fairly inferiour to ours.
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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2011, 11:24:31 pm »

I'll gladly go with your suggestion about the darts.  Anyway, with the designs completed for the Z bombs, use those brainwashed human captives ( you did capture and not eat them, right? ) and use them sort of like suicide bombers, only the bomber and the people around him don't die, just transformed. 
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« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2011, 02:16:12 am »

The humans, due to this being a fairly safe world somewhat near the middle of the Human Federation, actually do not have much weaponry. We estimate a few thousand aircraft. We know of their technology that it is fairly inferiour to ours.
So zombies managed to form an army, make vechicles and freaking sattelites capable fo destroying space crafts, take over hospitals and some research facilities, started exterminating humans and they still didn't call for help?
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« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2011, 05:46:06 am »

We haven't really found a decent way for these Z-Bombs to work yet. We are experimenting with a huge airblast, and another theory which blasts shrapnel and then Zoxin to go into wounds, though much of the Zoxin will evaporate in the explosion. And most of our security report that the humans "tried to get away", and they had to "pacify them", returning with bloody clothing. Greedy bastards.

And yes, we zombies did that. It was easy, really. We sent a message saying we forgot to renew our phone contract and so we couldn't talk until we found a new one, and then we used our very few spies to use explosives to destroy the enemies communication facilities. Then, we disabled our own.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2011, 06:14:11 am »

also wasn't this the entire star system so even at lightspeed help would take years to arrive.
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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2011, 06:41:10 am »

also wasn't this the entire star system so even at lightspeed help would take years to arrive.
near the middle of the Human Federation,

And the goverment didn't notice that contact with a planet in the middle of the Federation is lost?  :o
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Re: Futuristic Zombie Invasion
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2011, 07:09:39 am »

The leaders of the Federation of Humans beleived our story. It's common for busy people to forget to pay their planets telephone bills.

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.
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