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[FritzPL]

Well,I am off to sleep (10:20 PM here),see you tommorow :]

[IcarusOne]

Alright, in the meanwhile;

Strike the earth!

[Necro910]

How about "The glorious slaughter of man" for the group name? Or if slaughter isn't in there, try slayers.

[IcarusOne]

Sorry Necro, the butter-wagons are already busy with with digging and building workshops

The first immigrant is a competent cheesemaker and presser. I wish my "immigrant killing room" was ready..

[FrisianDude]

A cheese maker fits quite well as a 'butter wagon.' Besides, you can't kill them 'oomies if you kill them immies first. Use the immies to kill the 'oomies, silly. Give each of them a spear, a tomb, a shield and a kick in the ass.

[IcarusOne]

I sent the poor cheese maker and other useless farmers to go hunt leopards, there  were no survivors.
Luckily the silly tall people haven't come by to kill everyone yet, i suspect i have three more seasons to live. So i've been making an emergency defense system while doing a desperate attempt to keep my second (and proficient engraver) miner alive after a not so lucky channelling accident...



The emergency room, will have a self destruct lever later on to. (obviously.) Remind me to fortify it a bit though.



On the left, the self-powering water pump (aquifer), pumping up water faster than it vaporates, and on the left... a drain?



Basicly, when the silly humans try to invade, i will wash them away and hopefully they will either drown or die horribly from the fall. This will have to do, for now.
Come to think of it, this is an easy way to kill useless immigrants and pets to. Bingo!


EDIT: TESTED AND WORKING, ELEPHANTS CAME CHARGING IN.
I thought they stopped being so pissed?

[Necro910]

Awesome! Build a few cage traps and have prisoners hang above the paths to your fortress

[FritzPL]

If you quickly post an image of the overall fortress or some info,I might go on and put some more exp into my Novice Storyteller ;]

[IcarusOne]

Not at home right now but:

Angerballs is built around a giant hole into the ground, which was used to pierce the aquifer for delicious stone, but in the progress, the first miner got gravely injured and has been in the hospital for two seasons now. D:

Will post pictures later. Got a long day.

[FritzPL]

What is your time zone? It is 2 PM in Poland right now. Give me name of the miner, zoomed out picture of the giant hole and surroundings, and a sitrep of interesting things happening while I was sleeping/in school. Please. :3