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noah22223

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You are Stranded!
« on: May 18, 2011, 07:29:28 pm »

You are laying on a beach.
The visible directions are North, West, and Bob.
A shard of metal is in-front of you.
There is a forest in a northward direction.
West is more beach.
You don't know whats in a Bobward direction.

What do you do?
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Taricus

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 07:30:11 pm »

Check self.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 07:32:27 pm »

You check yourself.
You are wearing a tattered shirt.
You are wearing ripped jeans.
Whatever is Bobward is making squelching sounds.
You see a motion Bobward.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Taricus

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 07:33:23 pm »

Wonder what cartographical direction bobward is.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 07:35:19 pm »

You attempt to look bobward.
You succeed.
Hm.
Oh look, Cuthulu.
Cuthulu says 'Sup.'
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Taricus

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 07:36:38 pm »

Walk away from cuthulu to the west.
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noah22223

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 07:38:06 pm »

You walk away from Cuthulu.
This game is now serious Business.
The sun is right above you.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

ggamer

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 07:41:23 pm »

ponder if that last action was inspired from my game.

noah22223

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Re: You are Stranded!
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 07:44:27 pm »

Why yes, it was. but im still watching you
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.