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[iyaerP]

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WWII has NOTHING on dwarf fortress.

Hitler and Stalin executed millions of people because of paranoia, racism, and to crush any possible political dissenters.

Dwarf fortress players kill people(dwarves) for having the audacity to try and immigrate to their fortress as as cheesemaker or a clothier or whatever.

Or because we are bored.

Or because we want to perform !!SCIENCE!! on the long term effects of having your roomate explode into a pile of gore without warning.


This is getting off topic.

Dwarfiest person I know is myself. I am a Novice Lumberjack, Adept Goat-Farmer, Proficient Manufacturer, Competant Grower, Novice Butcher, Novce Cheesemaker,  Talented Shield User, Proficient Swordsman, Competant Armour User, Novice Spearman, and Skilled Swimmer.

So I am like a quasi-usefull immigrant that you don't QUITE want to atom-smash, but don't quite want to draft into the military either, because all those civie jobs means that I would bitch about being drafted.

[Necro910]

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WWII has NOTHING on dwarf fortress.

Hitler and Stalin executed millions of people because of paranoia, racism, and to crush any possible political dissenters.

Dwarf fortress players kill people(dwarves) for having the audacity to try and immigrate to their fortress as as cheesemaker or a clothier or whatever.

Or because we are bored.

Or because we want to perform !!SCIENCE!! on the long term effects of having your roomate explode into a pile of gore without warning.

HEIL ARMOK!

[SpiralDimentia]

I would bitch about being drafted.

MAGMA. BETTER LUCK ON THE ROULETTE WHEEL NEXT TIME.

[Necro910]

I would bitch about being drafted.

MAGMA. BETTER LUCK ON THE ROULETTE WHEEL NEXT TIME.

Magma?

MAGMA??

MAGMAAAAAAA