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Bouchart

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2008, 11:22:00 pm »
I once had an elven civilization called "The remarkable twigs."
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JustOnePixel

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2008, 12:53:00 am »
Human civ named "The Violent Council of Breakfast."

KILL, KILL, KILL!  NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!

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Tessie! 'nuf said' McGreevy shouted,
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Boston, you know we love you madly,
hear the crowd roar to your sound!
Don't blame us if we ever doubt ya, you know we couldn't live without ya!
RED SOX!  You are the only, only, only!

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2008, 09:37:00 pm »
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And Armok? That constant role playing is incredibly frustrating. Perhaps you are the one who needs to grow up?

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I find none of this amusing. Are you sure this forum is the most intelligent you've been to, Armok?

The trolls have descended. It is time to take arms and defend ourselves.

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LET THE ARROWS FLY!!!

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They broke the lines! Limbs and bodies are strewn everywhere, but we managed to take one down. What are we going to do?

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Red Jackard

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2008, 10:11:00 pm »
Just when you thought a thread was back on topic...
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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2008, 12:33:00 pm »
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Originally posted by WillNZ:
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LET THE ARROWS FLY!!!

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Why are horses shooting the trolls?
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apache1990

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2008, 01:53:00 pm »
Just what I was going to say, lol.
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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2008, 05:14:00 pm »
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Why are horses shooting the trolls?

Uh...

God damn it.

I'll shut up now.

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2008, 07:36:00 am »
Maybe they're -Insert Horse Related Pun Here-!
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DJ

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« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2008, 11:48:00 am »
Nah, you'd need at least +Insert Horse Related Pun Here+ to salvage that.
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Urist, President has immigrated to your fortress!
Urist, President mandates the Dwarven Bill of Rights.

Cue magma.
Ah, the Magma Carta...

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2008, 06:30:00 pm »
haha great
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Doler 12

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« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2008, 07:11:00 pm »
How about a human civ called the greatest nation?
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Alfador

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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2008, 05:09:00 pm »
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2008, 07:22:00 pm »
I regret nothing.
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Re: Simply The Greatest Item Name Ever.
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2008, 08:37:00 pm »
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Human civ named "The Violent Council of Breakfast."

KILL, KILL, KILL! NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!

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... *insert semi-crazed, uproarious laughter here*
That's brilliant.  The name and your word-picture.  Every single time I read it I dissolve into maniacal giggling.

My humans are just the Rare Lean Amazement-Nation.  I can only assume it's how they like their steaks.

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"KILL, KILL, KILL! NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!"
-The Violent Council of Breakfast
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