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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2011, 09:48:40 pm »
Ye-Haw! Ride that humie!

She flounders around a bit before the net guy tried to get you... Instead he nets her head and drags her to the ground.

You are now standing on her face with the zappy stick woman on her back and the net official prone.
 The third one that tried to grab you fires up his zappy stick.

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2011, 09:49:27 pm »
GRAB THE ZAPPY STICK, BECOME MONKEY NINJA.
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Blade Master Model 42

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 09:50:06 pm »
Get ye zappy stick.
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 09:50:19 pm »
Quote from: Blade Master Model 42 on May 31, 2011, 09:50:06 pm
Get ye zappy stick.
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GRAB THE ZAPPY STICK, BECOME MONKEY NINJA.
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 09:57:10 pm »
You grab the zappy stick from the woman and proceed to leap at the other man with it!

You get your face electrocuted and fall to the ground. Ow.

More officials arrive, the child is ferried away to safety. The two on the ground are helped up. Another with a net is bringing it down upon you. You feel weakened.

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:51 pm »
Stay in the fight, use the brown bombs!
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2011, 10:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on May 31, 2011, 09:58:51 pm
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2011, 10:08:19 pm »
You get netted.

Doesn't stop you from using poo though! You manage to sling your excrement through the net and hit the man in the face, this distracts him enough that he doesn't close the net on you, Escape is still possible!

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 10:13:21 pm »
Get out of net, continue browning him.
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 10:17:33 pm »
You struggle to get out of the net.

However, your acts have incited revolt from your brethren! Large amounts of poo is flung at the officials attempting to subdue you, knocking the one that netted you flat on the ground and causing the others to run away!
 The net you are in has been dropped.

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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 10:21:22 pm »
Viva la Revolution! Lead the monkey rebellion!
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 10:22:22 pm »
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Brown them all!
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2011, 02:06:31 am »
Che Chimpanzia
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2011, 02:48:01 am »
Make Planet of the Apes.
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Re: You are a chimpanzee
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2011, 02:53:07 am »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on June 01, 2011, 02:48:01 am
Make Planet of the Apes.

Okay.

Let's blow it all up!
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