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[Humaan]

In 2001, "The War on Terror" began.

The War on Terror was waged by The United States on The Middle East. The most significant cause of the conflict was a dispute over the destruction of property.

In the early winter of 2001, "The Enduring Freedom Operation" occurred.

A: 402,203 humans, 11,758 losses
D: 136,000 humans, 38,000 losses

In the early winter of 2001, The United States attacked The Middle East at Afghanistan. The human George Walker Bush led the attack, and the defenders were led by the human Osama Bin Laden.

In the early summer of 2011, the human Osama Bin Laden was struck down by the human Joe Unknownsoldier.

And this is why I like these forums.

[EmperorNuthulu]

Erm, you forgot the paragraphs on every injury/death to anything Lovechild  .

[BigD145]

In 2001, "The War on Terror" began.

The War on Terror was waged by The United States on The Middle East. The most significant cause of the conflict was a dispute over the destruction of property.

In the early winter of 2001, "The Enduring Freedom Operation" occurred.

A: 402,203 humans, 11,758 losses
D: 136,000 humans, 38,000 losses

In the early winter of 2001, The United States attacked The Middle East at Afghanistan. The human George Walker Bush led the attack, and the defenders were led by the human Osama Bin Laden.

In the early summer of 2011, the human Osama Bin Laden was struck down by the human Joe Unknownsoldier.

This will make more sense when armies roam the DF world. Might ultimately take as long, but less money will have been spent.

[antymattar]

What makes Binladens death the more dwarfy is the fact that it changes nothing.

[Jeoshua]

I just pray that this isn't one of those wars that last 1000 years after both sides are dead and gone.

[DuckPolice]

Guys, remember this thread is about how dwarfy the US is in the way that they did it

Not the politics

[DuckPolice]

What makes Binladens death the more dwarfy is the fact that it changes nothing.

holy hell yes

[Urist Imiknorris]

Guys, remember this thread is about how dwarfy the US is in the way that they did it

Not dwarfy enough. They buried him at sea and not in a volcano.

[Jeoshua]

If by Dwarfy you mean "needlessly expensive, pointlessly complex, barely effective, and likely to unleash the forces of hell upon all that lives"... then yeah extremely Dwarfy.

[Capntastic]

Guys, remember this thread is about how dwarfy the US is in the way that they did it

Not the politics

Stop trying to make light of a terrible corrupt real life war that is respnsible for the deaths of a large amount of innocents.

[Lost Requiem]

Stop trying to make light of a terrible corrupt real life war that is respnsible for the deaths of a large amount of innocents.

By simply talking about it on the DF forums, you're pretty much inviting people to take it lightly or compare it to dwarves. The DF Forums are almost like 4chan. Only one thing they haven't got:

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A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

Not even 24 hours later, and there are already conspiracies about some secret Illuminati-esque plan, that Osama was actually dead since 2001, but the Obama Administration kept his body in secret to wait for the 2012 campaign to put him on the winning track, unaware that Darth Cheney and Bush were in charge from 2001-2009.

[Cruxador]

Guys, remember this thread is about how dwarfy the US is in the way that they did it

Not the politics

Stop trying to make light of a terrible corrupt real life war that is respnsible for the deaths of a large amount of innocents.

Stop refraining from making light of it. Making light of it does no harm to the dead innocents.

[Angel Of Death]

It dosen't deserve to have light made of it.

If there wasn't so much corruption beforehand, maybe it would deserve some light.