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[LordSlowpoke]

Ah, another fine day on the station. The air is always clean, floors moreso; the crew being no threat to your culinary titles.

But today there is nobody waiting at the Cafeteria. Have you arrived too early? Of course. It's still well hours before the first men and women arrive, demanding their thirst and hunger quenched.

Since you had much time, you asked yourself a few questions. What is my name? How old am I? What is this station called? How long am I here? Such simple questions, yet you began to wonder...

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Name: Robochef3000
Age: 3 months
Station: USS Double Helix
Tour length: Indefinitely

[Krath]

What is my name? George Melons
 How old am I? 32
What is this station called? Space Station 13
How long am I here? FOREVER

[Max White]

Name: Uembatrogadul
Age: 1442
Station: Infocom interplanetary defence station
Tour length: Until a space craft comes along that I can fit inside.

[LordSlowpoke]

While you have been wondering, you notice the clown running in, honking a bit, then running away. The man never gets old, dosen't he?

((I'm gonna wait for a tiebreaker, if you don't mind. Should have specified I implemented a voting system.))

[Ricky]

Name: Uembatrogadul
Age: 1337
Station: Infocom interplanetary defence station
Tour length: Until a space craft comes along that I can fit inside.

[Demonic Spoon]

Name: Uembatrogadul
Age: 1337
Station: Infocom interplanetary defence station
Tour length: Until a space craft comes along that I can fit inside.

Heh, I noticed that you edited the age to 1337. Lol.

[LordSlowpoke]

Of course.

Your name is Uembatrogadul. The meaning of this name has been lost with time, 1442 years is clearly enough to do so. You've been switching stations as you go, ever since your first body was 62 most stations were equipped with advanced enough Genetics equipment to simply revive you after you die in a manner of minutes.
Basically you're here until your morbidly obese today's body can find a spaceship whose entry airlocks he can fit into.

Your station is some kind of informational relay for some other military out there wishing to protect it's interests around here. Did I mention cloning causes a minor memory loss every single time it's done? At least you know that it's name is Correctional Relay Sigma.


Now that was easy, wasn't it. You have about two hours before people start waking up, do you wish to take a walk across the station or sit there until customers arrive?

[powpow]

since your chef does this mean u are by defult an inventer, chemistry guy, artisty dude, annnnndd have awsome knife skillz ?
does this also mean we can make some kewl dishes or fight ninjas in spare time? (if we have any cus we're a chef with more then 1000 years exp)

[Simmura McCrea]

Go find a toolbox, hit the clown with it until he's dead, then shove him in the meat grinder for burgers.