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Funkadelic Jive Turkey

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These are not Disney dwarves.
« on: May 26, 2007, 02:08:00 pm »
I just noticed that mermaid meat was a type storable in stock-piles, I've never seen a mermaid in-game but I now have a picture in my head of Snow White's dwarves feasting on Ariel.
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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2007, 03:10:00 pm »
thats just...

awesome.

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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2007, 03:28:00 pm »
I lol'd.
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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 03:47:00 pm »
Disney dwarfs wouldn't kill unicorns too :)
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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2007, 04:04:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Keilden:
<STRONG>Disney dwarfs wouldn't kill unicorns too   :)</STRONG>

Disney unicorns wouldn't impale people.

[ May 26, 2007: Message edited by: Grek ]

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JT

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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2007, 04:09:00 pm »
Billy stared in wide horror at the television screen as the movie played the gruesome scene.

"Oh no," said the zookeeper, "I guess Dumbo couldn't fly after all."

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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2007, 09:54:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Grek:
<STRONG>

Disney unicorns wouldn't impale people.

[ May 26, 2007: Message edited by: Grek ]</STRONG>

They might poke people off a cliff or some other high place (a good clean Disney death).

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 10:40:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Grek:
<STRONG>

Disney unicorns wouldn't impale people.

[ May 26, 2007: Message edited by: Grek ]</STRONG>

And people in Disney wouldn't bleed.

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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2007, 12:15:00 am »
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 12:39:00 am »
a few months ago i saw a girl wearing this teeshirt.  this thread encouraged me to google it so i could share:
http://www.threadless.com/product/157/Afternoon_Delight
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JT

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2007, 12:40:00 am »
Yeah, that Perry Bible Fellowship one was one of my favourites (and the "first snowflake" one).  I actually just went through the archives again the other day.
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Keiseth

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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2007, 01:06:00 pm »
Wait, where ARE mermaids in the game? You can't go onto beaches; yet.
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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2007, 02:18:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Grek:
<STRONG>

Disney unicorns wouldn't impale people.
</STRONG>

Disney Unicorns are gentle, magical creatures of purity and goodness.

DF Unicorns are wild horses with a bayonet and a stabby disposition.


quote:
Originally posted by Keiseth:
<STRONG>Wait, where ARE mermaids in the game? You can't go onto beaches; yet.</STRONG>

Sounds like something not yet implemented.

[ May 27, 2007: Message edited by: Wolfius ]

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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2007, 04:19:00 pm »
Is it bad that I want that shirt?
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Re: These are not Disney dwarves.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2007, 04:26:00 pm »
Nah, I want it too. You'd look damn gay on first glance though...
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