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Necro910

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2011, 05:31:23 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on April 08, 2011, 05:29:52 pm
So elves are junkies and dwarves are highly toxic and dying of lead poisoning. Any dark secrets for the humans, kobolds or goblins?
Goblins are baby rapers, kobolds are kleptomaniacs, and humans masturbate.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2011, 01:59:52 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on April 08, 2011, 05:31:23 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 08, 2011, 05:29:52 pm
So elves are junkies and dwarves are highly toxic and dying of lead poisoning. Any dark secrets for the humans, kobolds or goblins?
Goblins are baby rapers, kobolds are kleptomaniacs, and humans masturbate.

What's wrong with being a kleptomaniac?
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2011, 01:07:03 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on April 09, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Necro910 on April 08, 2011, 05:31:23 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 08, 2011, 05:29:52 pm
So elves are junkies and dwarves are highly toxic and dying of lead poisoning. Any dark secrets for the humans, kobolds or goblins?
Goblins are baby rapers, kobolds are kleptomaniacs, and humans masturbate.

What's wrong with being a kleptomaniac?
Can't resist... grabbing... shiney... in magma... RAWR
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2011, 01:57:19 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on April 12, 2011, 01:07:03 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 09, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Necro910 on April 08, 2011, 05:31:23 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 08, 2011, 05:29:52 pm
So elves are junkies and dwarves are highly toxic and dying of lead poisoning. Any dark secrets for the humans, kobolds or goblins?
Goblins are baby rapers, kobolds are kleptomaniacs, and humans masturbate.

What's wrong with being a kleptomaniac?
Can't resist... grabbing... shiney... in magma... RAWR
"A-HA! I got it! This tin coin was DEFINITELY worth losing a hand for! Ooh! Another one!"
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Quote from: Girlinhat
When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy
You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
Quote from: Loud Whispers
drowning babies everywhere o-o

Necro910

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2011, 02:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on April 12, 2011, 01:57:19 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on April 12, 2011, 01:07:03 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 09, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Necro910 on April 08, 2011, 05:31:23 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 08, 2011, 05:29:52 pm
So elves are junkies and dwarves are highly toxic and dying of lead poisoning. Any dark secrets for the humans, kobolds or goblins?
Goblins are baby rapers, kobolds are kleptomaniacs, and humans masturbate.

What's wrong with being a kleptomaniac?
Can't resist... grabbing... shiney... in magma... RAWR
"A-HA! I got it! This tin coin was DEFINITELY worth losing a hand for! Ooh! Another one!"
"AARRRGGHHHH!!! MY LEG, IT'S BEEN BURNED OFF! Yes, I got another tin coin  8)"
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2011, 02:28:54 pm »
Well they do seem to bring tons of sewer brew, AKA Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2011, 02:29:04 pm »
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Quote from: Tim Edwards, PC Gamer UK
There are three things I know about dwarves:
1. They've got beards. Even the women.
2. They're short. Especially the women.
3. They're Scottish.

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2011, 02:40:43 pm »
Quote from: pushy on April 12, 2011, 02:29:04 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on April 09, 2011, 01:59:52 am
What's wrong with being a kleptomaniac?
Quote from: Necro910 on April 12, 2011, 01:07:03 pm
Can't resist... grabbing... shiney... in magma... RAWR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m7recXsEKo
*tackles comedian mocking shiney shiney*
GIMME!
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