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Eric Blank

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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2011, 05:33:59 pm »
Quote from: Jeoshua on March 27, 2011, 05:20:55 am
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2011, 06:39:44 pm »
I hear there are IRL nations that worship a Lamb. Crazy stuff.
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Quote from: cephalo on January 22, 2012, 08:13:37 pm
The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2011, 06:46:35 pm »
I had a carpdwarf associated with fortresses, metal, and war. My utterly badass "let's solo hundreds of goblins and their mounts for a change, I'm bored of killing forgotten beasts" dwarf worshiped them, too

Some silly IRL people also worship a dove. Seriously?
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2011, 07:42:35 pm »
Current highlight of my fortress deities is a god of muck who takes the form of a male dragonfly. His name? Ugath the Hairy Cyst.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2011, 07:48:47 pm »
Magma? Goat? Fire? Your dwarves obviously worship the devil.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2011, 07:55:39 pm »
What's so baa-aa-aa-ad about a goat god?
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 12:03:33 am »
I've got two -- one contender for "most domains" , and one contender for "weirdest".





A rotting female yak cow. Yeah. That's a new one.

Edit: Oh, hell. I forget my monitor is so big sorry for massive post.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2011, 03:03:21 am »
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 28, 2011, 07:48:47 pm
Magma? Goat? Fire? Your dwarves obviously worship the devil.
You definitely should build a satanic fortress, with blood and skulls and goats everywhere. Engrave walls with pentagrams and upside down crosses and goats and everything. Let lava flow though your hallways and such.
For every woman entering the map check in legends if she ever was married and if not sacrifice her to your goat god.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2011, 05:17:17 am »
Quote from: nanomage on March 29, 2011, 03:03:21 am
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 28, 2011, 07:48:47 pm
Magma? Goat? Fire? Your dwarves obviously worship the devil.
You definitely should build a satanic fortress, with blood and skulls and goats everywhere. Engrave walls with pentagrams and upside down crosses and goats and everything. Let lava flow though your hallways and such.
For every woman entering the map check in legends if she ever was married and if not sacrifice her to your goat god.

I've already done that.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2011, 07:36:05 am »
This isn't weird in terms of what the god was represented as, so much as his title:

Bokbon the Squid-Clam of Waxes.

It made me crave seafood...

And he was a god of hunting, too. How does one hunt squid or clams? (And don't be a smart-arse and say 'fishing')
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2011, 08:51:39 am »
I once saw a civ have a demon rat as a god (iirc, it was a god of decay and corruption).  I thought that was pretty spiffy.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2011, 09:27:18 am »
Cheese for the goat god!
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2011, 07:51:06 pm »
Someone should draw up a guideline of rules for worshiping the goat god...
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2011, 02:22:53 pm »
Quote from: zephyr_hound on March 27, 2011, 05:11:12 am
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I've had a "Male Giant Cave Spider of the sun" as a god. No wonder dwarves live underground.
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Re: They... they worship a goat?
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2011, 03:44:40 pm »
Quote from: khearn on March 28, 2011, 07:55:39 pm
What's so baa-aa-aa-ad about a goat god?

People who make puns like that.
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".
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