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[Omegastick]

Pull your pants up and hug your mother-in-law.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Ask her what she was calling about.

[justinlee999]

You pull your pants up and hug your mother in law, freaking her out.

"What did you call me for by the way?"

"I... uhh"

She pauses, and is about to faint.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Is developing a sense of shadenfreud an option for this game? 

[justinlee999]

Shradenfreud?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Schadenfreude = pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

[justinlee999]

Nope, sorry.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Fine. 

Approach her and try to stop her from falling.  Recall if she is hypoglycemic or not.  Re-assure her that you are a first-aid superstar and you're just making sure she's ok.   Check her pulse while ensuring that she has a functional airway and is effectively breathing at a rate of 12-20 resperations per minute.

[justinlee999]

You grab her before she fell. You tried to remember whether your mother-in-law is hypoglycemic, she most probably isn't hypoglycemic, because no one ever told you she is.

You re-assured your unconscious grandmother that you are a first aid superstar and shouted out loud "NEVER WORRY! Just making sure whether you are OK!", in her ears, aggravating her condition.

Checking her pulse, she has a functional airway and is breathing at around 15 respirations per minute.

[justinlee999]

Quick! Before she dies!