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[Hubris Incalculable]

Take his hat while he's still unconscious and slap him with the book until he turn's sober

That or look through the book for spells against drunkenness

[ExKirby]

Wait, he's drunk, so he ingested a lot of alcohol.

Alcohol is flammable.

We have a fire spell.

Can you see where this is going?

[Furtuka]

Wait, he's drunk, so he ingested a lot of alcohol.

Alcohol is flammable.

We have a fire spell.

Can you see where this is going?

unfortunately dead men tell no tales

[ExKirby]

Wait, he's drunk, so he ingested a lot of alcohol.

Alcohol is flammable.

We have a fire spell.

Can you see where this is going?

unfortunately dead men tell no tales

We don't need a dead man's tale, we need a slogan!

...Wrong game, let me try that again.

We need a booze fire!

[KineseN]

When interrogating a sword might be useful to induce fear to the interrogated, but useless to those in stupor. The sign could work on the mage but the innkeeper is watching it so it would be best to set it aside for now.


Hey look, an oversized and silly pointed hat. I think I'll wear it while I'll interrogate "Bluey".

Protagonist Blackey: Hey you, wake up! *Slap*

"Bluey": Wha...! Wadda wan...?

The slap does nothing. Time for the heavy guns.


All right. If I'm gonna slap a mage with a pointy hat on me I could just as well complete the set with this.

Protagonist Blackey: Did you hear me?! I want you to wake up. NOW! *Boff*

"Bluey": Shtop 'at... don't hit me.

Protagonist Blackey: Then sober up! *Boff* *Boff* *Boff*

Yeap, nothing cures drunkness as effective as a heavy book to the head. Several times.


*Boff* *Boff* *Boff*

"Bluey": Stop it! Stop it! I'm sober now. Can't you see?!

Protagonist Blackey: Are you sure? You don't look sober to me. You still have some hint of flushiness on your cheeks.

"Bluey": YES! FROM YOUR BEATINGS!

Protagonist Blackey: Pity. I was about to test if I had some affinity with fire magic.

"Bluey": WHAT?!

Protagonist Bluey: Nothing.

Back to achivement list.

[Furtuka]

QUICK GRAB THE DAMAGE NUMBERS BEFORE THEY FLOAT AWAY

[ExKirby]

Do the fire spell anyway.

[Bdthemag]

Get ye flask

[Furtuka]

Heal him, apologize, and ask nicely about what happened.

[KineseN]

Interestingly, any time you hit "Bluey" you see numbers floating up over the head. You have no idea what it is and decide to touch

one. Better be quick tough, one of those numbers are starting to fade. *Ouch*


What the heck! It hurt you. That means this have to be the damage you've done.

"Bluey": What are you doing?

Protagonist Blackey: What does it look like I'm doing?

"Bluey": A funny dance with a lot of flailing involved.

Huh. So others can't see these numbers. Strange.


Never the less. You are determinated to get these numbers. Maybe you can fashion myself a weapon out of these. Lets see if you can

catch them with your silly hat. Success!


You now have two damage counters in your inventory. Hopefully they won't fade away like the last one.


Now, back to our original purpose. First, heal "Bluey".


Ok, this is just mean. Who can read this for real? Wait, something is happening.


Huh. How convinient.


Ohh, pretty pictures! And fire! Must test it out!


Haha! Blacky can do FIRE!




FIRE! Get it?


All right. Show's over. Let's douse "Bluey".


*Blub* *Blub*


*Swosh*


*Splash* Hope you can keep your head above deep water.
Man, I'm killing myself.


Let's see. Ah, healing, buffing, raising dead, blood magic. Convenient that they are bunched together. must been something wrong when the tome read your mind.

Protagonist Blackey: All right, here we go. Heal!

Protagonist Blackey: Ok. Let's try this again. I'm sorry for knocking you black and blue,
 *snicker*, burnt you to a crisp and poured water over you. But I did heal you so can we let bygones be bygones?

"Bluey": Are you crazy, why should I let that pass!

Protagonist Blackey: Because I could do that again, only this time I won't be as nice as to douse you or heal you when I'm done.So, let bygones be bygones?

"Bluey": *whimper* Ok.

Protagonist Blackey: Good, now let me ask you: Who are you, why are you here and are you interested in joining me on my journey to godhood?

"Bluey": I am Bluey, I was a novice spiritmage
 but got kicked out by my master when it was found out that I had "borrowed" some spirits.


Protagonist Blackey: Wait, I'm confused. Spiritmage? Don't you mean some kind of summoner? And borrow a spirit?


Bluey: No, not spirits as in entities, but as in alcohol, liquor, Water of Life. I cast spells when I am drunk.

Protagonist Blackey: What? I have never heard of this kind of mage. Anyway, keep going.

Bluey: So, being kicked out with nowhere to go I ended up here at End's Inn. Selling one of masters prized spirit did get me enough coins to stay here pretty much indefinitely. But the supply of booze I brought with me was getting less and less, so I started destilling things. And one of the most amazing things I found out was a mushroom that when distilled just right would get one heck of a buzz that simple spells could go horribly awry - the wall is a result off that.

Protagonist Blackey: Aha... So you are pretty much a drunk mage with 'shrooms?

Bluey: I was. There are no mushrooms left, or atleast I have yet to find more.

Protagonist Blackey: Would you join me if I let you look for those mushrooms while journeying?

Bluey: Maybe. I feel a bit parched after all this talking. I might consider it if you could get me my special flask.

Protagonist Blackey: All right, sounds fair. So where is it?

Bluey: In my room.

Protagonist Blackey: Ok. Back in a jiffy.

Back to achivement list.

[Furtuka]

Get Ye His Flask