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Author Topic: Dragons: Sissies.  (Read 1950 times)

iyaerP

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Re: Dragons: Sissies.
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2011, 08:12:00 pm »

I think the last time a dragon attacked a fort of mine, an archer stationed on a wall shot it once in the head and killed it instantly. So much for cage trapping it....

Yup, they're generally quite wimpy. My last dragon attack was thwarted by a recently arrived fisherdwarf, who slowly strangled the dragon to death. :(

On the positive side, you can now give that fisherdwarf the incredibly badass surname of "Dragon Strangler"

On the negative side, well, no dragon :P
He probably doesn't even use a pole for fishing ... just wades into the water and begins stranglinggrabbing fish and tossing them onto the shore.  :o :D


If it is alaskan salmon and it is spawning season, that is pretty much what you do anyway. 
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Re: Dragons: Sissies.
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2011, 08:51:36 pm »

« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 08:54:02 pm by Sarda »
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