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[PCpaste]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here? Monster convention? Bee paste party? Secret club? Reverse Mormon night monsters?

[em312s0n]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here? Monster convention? Bee paste party? Secret club? Reverse Mormon night monsters?

you just walked into a really fucked up threesome...

[Rumrusher]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here? Monster convention? Bee paste party? Secret club? Reverse Mormon night monsters?

you just walked into a really fucked up threesome...

you mean a Beesome?

[Hammerstar]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here? Monster convention? Bee paste party? Secret club? Reverse Mormon night monsters?

you just walked into a really fucked up threesome...

you mean a Beesome?

Just watch out for the beenis.

*is shot*

[Sithlordz]

someone should bee-rate them for this scandalous behaviour.  i mean, can you beelieve the low standards to which our society operates? it's beereft of all decency and respect.  it just really bugs me that there's such a sting in the tail for these poor adventurers, walking in and getting told to 'buzz off' due to this ludicrous display.  this is the beeginning of the end for civilisation, i tell you.

edit: also, i'd like to add that the 'reverse mormon night monster' sounds like one kinky-as-hell position.

[Rumrusher]

There were just about to pour their royal Jelly into her honeycomb too, until you came in and kill the buzz.

[Jacos]

The Night Hag Husand strikes the Night Hag in the Vigina with the Phalus.
The Night Hag gives in to orgasm.
The adventurer vomits.

[Elvisdogs]

That's nothing. One Twilight Creature of Wailing or something in my world had not 3 not 4 but 7 wives. My Legendary HammerDwarf beat them all to death then then used their corpses to stone the wailing monster to death.

[Andux]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here?

I would imagine that's probably due to a bug/oversight in how SPOUSE_CONVERTER type creatures are handled. The raws for your night hag probably go something like this:

Code: [Select]

[NIGHT_CREATURE_HUNTER]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:night hag:night hags:night hag]
[FEMALE]
[SPOUSE_CONVERTER]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:hag husband of twilight:hag husbands of twilight:hag husband of twilight]
[MALE]
[CONVERTED_SPOUSE]
So if the night hag has a male child, it ends up being called a husband. Need to check legends mode to confirm that, though; if worldgen was long enough, it could just be 2-3 generations of hags operating out of the same lair.

[dirty foot]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here?

I would imagine that's probably due to a bug/oversight in how SPOUSE_CONVERTER type creatures are handled. The raws for your night hag probably go something like this:

Code: [Select]

[NIGHT_CREATURE_HUNTER]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:night hag:night hags:night hag]
[FEMALE]
[SPOUSE_CONVERTER]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:hag husband of twilight:hag husbands of twilight:hag husband of twilight]
[MALE]
[CONVERTED_SPOUSE]
So if the night hag has a male child, it ends up being called a husband. Need to check legends mode to confirm that, though; if worldgen was long enough, it could just be 2-3 generations of hags operating out of the same lair.

Ewwww

Seriously, I can't think of anything worse than monster incest.

[Rumrusher]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here?

I would imagine that's probably due to a bug/oversight in how SPOUSE_CONVERTER type creatures are handled. The raws for your night hag probably go something like this:

Code: [Select]

[NIGHT_CREATURE_HUNTER]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:night hag:night hags:night hag]
[FEMALE]
[SPOUSE_CONVERTER]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:hag husband of twilight:hag husbands of twilight:hag husband of twilight]
[MALE]
[CONVERTED_SPOUSE]
So if the night hag has a male child, it ends up being called a husband. Need to check legends mode to confirm that, though; if worldgen was long enough, it could just be 2-3 generations of hags operating out of the same lair.

Ewwww

Seriously, I can't think of anything worse than monster incest.

open up the big book of fetishes and slap the word monster next to it.
Incest is going to pale in comparison to the others.
like Monsters loving Wagons or Monsters that love to watch
Monsters who get a jolly when someone's watching them.
Monsters ^3

[dirty foot]

So I went into one of those door-y lairs, and i'm greeted by not one night monsters, not two... But three. Three night monsters. Alot of honey bee paste, one Night hag, and two hag husbands of twilight. What's going on here?

I would imagine that's probably due to a bug/oversight in how SPOUSE_CONVERTER type creatures are handled. The raws for your night hag probably go something like this:

Code: [Select]

[NIGHT_CREATURE_HUNTER]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:night hag:night hags:night hag]
[FEMALE]
[SPOUSE_CONVERTER]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:hag husband of twilight:hag husbands of twilight:hag husband of twilight]
[MALE]
[CONVERTED_SPOUSE]
So if the night hag has a male child, it ends up being called a husband. Need to check legends mode to confirm that, though; if worldgen was long enough, it could just be 2-3 generations of hags operating out of the same lair.

Ewwww

Seriously, I can't think of anything worse than monster incest.

open up the big book of fetishes and slap the word monster next to it.
Incest is going to pale in comparison to the others.
like Monsters loving Wagons or Monsters that love to watch
Monsters who get a jolly when someone's watching them.
Monsters ^3

LOL