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[Alkhemia]

I don't attack anything that doesn't attack me first.

[Megaman]

I sometimes kill elves, but I usually don't bother and sometimes take all their stuff forcibly so they'll just leave already.

[Kit temple]

Remember the ever so classic old dwarven policy, "Invaders must die!"

[Aramco]

I don't attack anything that doesn't attack me first.

So... you're an Elf?

[arkhometha]

So... you're an Elf?

By Armok's beard, Aramco is right! He's an elf - BURN HIM.

[Duntada Man]

I never understood elf-hate. Wood, food, cloth, dyes, alcohol: what honestly is not to love? That they hate wooden bins?

My problem with elves is this, if I treat them well they bring me cloth. LOTS AND LOTS OF CLOTH, almost nothing but cloth. There's a little wood, sometimes a little food, but 12 f-ing pages of cloth.

They have giant eagles, elephants, jaguars, all sorts of awesome critters and useful seeds they can sell me, but no, they give me cloth.

If I set their asses on fire, and sell them backpacks made of their queen, they give me animals to train and use to kill my enemies.

It's simple Pavlovian Psychology, we get rewarded for hating elves, and therefore eventually find the act of hating to be a reward in and of itself.