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[Devling]

I bring you, Bil Blottedmurdered, hammer man. (Bil blot, the hammer guy! I'm such a nerd) Will he fails? Or haz succes?

Mission 1
Here is your mission, if you choose to accept it. Go to crowdedglow. Kill Kashi Stokedruns. Over and out.

"Yes my first test of strength and valor!" Bil exclaimed running out the door.

After traveling for a few hours Bil feels uneasy. After walking in a circle he spys a wolf.
"Only 1! Easy peasy!" He throws his copper dagger, whichs strikes the wolfs leg. The wolf advances on him. Bil knocks the wolf down with a loud, "Hiyah!" He proceded to start whaling on it intil it stopped moving. He got his dagger and left. "My hammer sense is tingling!" Bil walked down a slope and looks around. "SON OF A BITCH!" Two wolves growled in response. Covered in the blood of a fallen wolf seemed to invigrate the wolves. Bil looked down on him self and thought, hell, might as well go bezerk. Remebering the ancient bezerkers he drank some of the wolf blood. "God damn that's tasty!" After drinking most of the wolf blood he realized that he wasn't going bezerk. Oh well. Another wolf aproached as he smashed up the first wolf. He charged knocking the wolf over. He backed away, as the second wolf approached. He charged, smashing the second wolf onto the first one. Bil giggled about a shopping joke that he didn't know how to make. But it was funny. Somehow. Another wolf appeared as Bil circled the next wolf. Soon even more came. He was surronded. Classic. He woke up in a pile of wolf organs, to the sound of cackling. "F*cking hell." It was slaughter. The entire wolf pack had been smashed to bits. Wolf corpses lieing on each other. Bil got up grogelly, with the sound of cackling chasing through his head, closing in. They came from everywhere. "Boogymen. Fan f*ckingtastic." You would be suprised how fast a man with revolting princes of the night can run. Dashing through the trees as boogymen chased after him. Chasing down a hill a boogyman got off a punch. Bruised his foot, but no serious damage. But that just the start. He guessed he would be dead within the hour. Like an arrow he shot past the hulking messes of feathers and leather. They came undaunted towards him, appearing at random and trying to tear him to shreds.

Done. First update. Strong motherf*cker.

[Remalle]

-snip-

Skyscraper'd

Snip'd.

Revived

Spam'd

Thiiiiiiiiiss- NO! NO! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!

Ok, ok. Jeezuz!

Late bandwagon'd

[Devling]

-snip-

Skyscraper'd

Snip'd.

Revived

Spam'd

Thiiiiiiiiiss- NO! NO! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!

Ok, ok. Jeezuz!

Late bandwagon'd

Toot toot. lolz

[Devling]

After running he stopped. "F*ck this." Turning he rode into the battle. It brought tears to my eyes. First he dodged and weaved, but decidedd to stop being a pussy and charge into battle. "FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Enraged he mashed the boogymen piling them on top of eachother. Felling no wounds he fought till he's last breath. Now you should put on "We are the champions" as you imagine Bil wading through the enemy ranks. HUZZAH I say. Huzzah for Blottedmurdered. *sobbing*

[Itnetlolor]

Any chance there will be screenshots? Even the combat reports would suffice.

[Devling]

Seeing as it has been, 1, 2, 3, 4? 4 days, that's a no. Should I try again? With screen shots? Sure, why not.