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tehc

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Human bridge shenanigans
« on: February 15, 2011, 07:58:29 am »
I've seen the humans build a fuckload of some wierd bridges before, but this one sets and all time high in glaringly obvious design flaws that i've seen.

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This bridge is inside a major river. The ramps on either side only lead to the top of the bridge, there is no way out apart from fast traveling out or swimming downstream.

Also this less interesting one, this design is present everywhere. This particular bridge was further down the river.

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Once again downstream, I meet this monstrosity, with extra compartments in the structure for some reason.

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« Last Edit: February 15, 2011, 08:06:34 am by tehc »
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Deadly Lamarr

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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 04:26:32 pm »
I've seen a bridge on flat, dry land. Maybe it was a house embedded in the turf.

Crazy humans.
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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 04:28:02 pm »
I saw two bridges built on top of one another.  Those crazy human peasants and their Failbridges...
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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 06:21:32 pm »
They probably got interrupted by groundhogs, and never bothered to finish it again. Probably because the groundhogs were too adorable.
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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 08:36:05 pm »
Quote from: Derp Sandvich on February 15, 2011, 06:21:32 pm
They probably got interrupted by groundhogs, and never bothered to finish it again. Probably because the groundhogs were too adorable.



Imagine having loads of those caged and released during seiges.

Stozu McGoblin cancels pilliage: Interuppted by groundhog.

Who needs an army when you've got groundhogs? But then the groundhog handlers would need cute protective suits... I need some time to think this plan through. Like how to get the groundhogs back into their cages, and how to prevent the groundhogs from finding their way into civillian areas. Lest they hypnotize the citizens and take control of the fortress, enslaving the

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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 08:37:51 pm »
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Re: Human bridge shenanigans
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 09:04:50 pm »
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