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Author Topic: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.  (Read 3745 times)

Urist is dead tome

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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2011, 10:36:29 pm »
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Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 23, 2011, 07:41:39 pm
XXXII: All dwarves have the right to a chair in times of grievance.
Amendment 1: No dwarf has the right to grievance.

Dwarves who air said grievances in a suggestion box will be beheaded. With a new suggestion box made from the complainer's head.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2011, 07:50:39 am »
XXXIII: Elves, Goblins and all Beast-Folk are lesser beings, and can only serve as sacrifices to Armok.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2011, 12:59:20 pm »
XXXIV: All shows to The Circus are sold out. No Dwarf shall go looking for a backstage pass.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2011, 01:12:20 pm »
Amendment: Unless told to do so by divine forces, and only then with a full complement of bodyguards.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 01:21:13 pm »
XXXV: Losing is hearby declared fun.
Amendment: "Losing" may or may not be a subjective quality, and it's definition is hearby overturned to The Player.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2011, 02:12:44 pm »
XXXVI: Miners found not drinking shall be dealt with according to dwarven justice.

(aka the "Be Hammered or Be Hammered" rule)
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 03:17:46 pm »
Quote from: Os Q on January 24, 2011, 02:12:44 pm
XXXVI: Miners found not drinking shall be dealt with according to dwarven justice.

(aka the "Be Hammered or Be Hammered" rule)

Amendment: If a hammerer is not present, a cheesemaker will be given weaponry to dispose of the offender.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2011, 03:25:08 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 24, 2011, 03:17:46 pm
Quote from: Os Q on January 24, 2011, 02:12:44 pm
XXXVI: Miners found not drinking shall be dealt with according to dwarven justice.

(aka the "Be Hammered or Be Hammered" rule)

Amendment: If a hammerer is not present, a cheesemaker will be given weaponry to dispose of the offender.
Amendment II: If there are no present cheesemakers either, The next jobless peasant/hauler to pass by the mayor will be given the weaponry.
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Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2011, 07:25:33 pm »
XXXVIII: The Noob shall be ridiculed in the Divine Forums, and on the plane of the dwarves. All effigies of the divine noob shall be urinated upon.
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