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RayesKotrora

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A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« on: January 22, 2011, 11:36:16 pm »

I marked this as spoilers because I wasn't sure if Titans were considered "secret" or whatnot.

Anyway, I was heading towards the hill titan's shrine when all of a sudden I see him.

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Through a little bit of deductive reasoning, I have come to the conclusion that this "titan" is in fact, a very, very lonely (and quite messy) giant.

Any thoughts?
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 11:42:30 pm »

You can take him, just hit 'em in the upper body or the head and watch that salt fly!
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 04:59:17 pm »

what above poster said, and no titans aren't spoilers (it does not matter anyway, like there are actually people that do not open spoiler tags in a game without a campaign)
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 05:34:54 pm »

Quote from: Dutchling link=topic=75721.msg1908677#msg1908677
(it does not matter anyway, like there are actually people that do not open spoiler tags in a game without a campaign)

Good point.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2011, 06:33:49 pm by Bohandas »
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2011, 06:07:52 pm »

I wasn't asking how to kill a titan, I was pointing out that the description of the beast looks, for lack of a more subtle description, a person covered in its own semen.
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2011, 06:25:06 pm »

Seriously?
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2011, 06:37:41 pm »

Seriously?

All of the points in the description check out, so yes. It's not very often that the random beast generator creates something like this, so I thought I'd share the tale.
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2011, 06:37:58 pm »

You tried way too hard for that one.
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2011, 06:39:59 pm »

You tried way too hard for that one.

How was I trying too hard? It's a humanoid covered in salt that shoots "webs".
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2011, 07:24:56 pm »

Maybe he cries a lot?
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 02:04:36 am »

That seems like an idiotic way of looking at it, as well as childish
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2011, 08:26:10 am »

That seems like an idiotic way of looking at it, as well as childish

If you say so. To everyone else I showed it was pretty obvious. And besides, you don't all need to have a stick up your arse about it; there's nothing wrong with acknowledging something is coincidentally funny albeit maybe a little immature (although I personally wouldn't call this "immature").
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Re: A Lonely Being *Spoilers?*
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2011, 03:50:42 pm »

Kind of hard to stretch such a specific description at all, but whatever floats your boatmurder.
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