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[Fniff]

OCC: Maths was my weak point in school...

I guess it kinda serves me right for picking a programmer.

*

You jump down, hurting your fragile little programmer muscles. Ouch.

There isn't a computer here, but there is a dead riot officer.

[vadia]

dead guy; did I do that -> yes -> look guilty
I                  I
V                 V
no               maybe
I                  I
V                 V
don't            how did he die?
look guilty

[Fniff]

No, you didn't. Why did you do that?

He appears to have died from a combination of massive bleeding and dehydration.

...What? You wanted to be a police detective before being a programmer.

[quip]

Does he have anything usefull?>\/
\/Yes                               No \/
Loot his body                    Listen for computer noises

[Fniff]

No, he doesn't have anything.

You listen for two hours. Nothing. Aw.

[vadia]

Down > hurt legs > bad > don't go down

[Fniff]

OK, no going down.

You'*$&*£%$ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR@"£$£$£~``~sdfsdfksdfksdfjksdjfSYNTAXERRORMEMORYPOOLEXTENDEDSHUTTINGSSYTEMDOWN

Reality is breaking down. ThTHEYSEEUSRUNRUNERRORe cube appears to be breaking apart. You can see a great white void beyond the cube. Hmm. What to do...

[vadia]

Enter the void -- maybe there are computers there.

[quip]

Enter the void -- maybe there are computers there.

Is it a flowchart>\/
\/Yes            No\/
Good              Well done, youv'e destroyed reality, way to go!