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UristMcDwarf

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Write a theme song.
« on: January 10, 2011, 05:16:29 pm »
Here's mine. :>

It's Adventurer time, c'mon grab your swords,
We'll strangle elfs in very, distant lands,
With Urist the speardwarf and Ishash the swordsmzan the corpses will never end
Its adventurer time.
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Detonate

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 05:38:52 pm »
edit: Wrong thread.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2011, 05:41:14 pm by Detonate »
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Quote from: Warmduscher on January 10, 2011, 01:45:08 pm
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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 09:34:03 pm »
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Chilton

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 10:12:31 pm »
Here we stand on the dawn of day
Many lives will be lost to pay
That which is owed to the one they say
Guides the hands, with many he play
Down from the sky comes the light ray
To show the one they live for decay
To show them which not words can sway
That their hands will make the lesser men pay

But first they're shown a path of light
To show the world their dreadful might
But many fail and many fall
Their bodies lain in the Lords great hall
To the many it does appall
But if they knew their true goals more
They'd burn the bodies, just to be sure

Across the world in many places
Some with Swords, Axe and Maces
Be they Human, Dwarf or Elf
Despite their race, they prepare them self
To do the will of the voice, the light
If you knew their minds you'd run in fright

Here we stand, while many sit
Seeing the many with faces lit
But soon they see
Their minds are free
And they know their will
Yet they stand still
And with their will
They become what they are
Its not so bizarre
You were all just too blind to see

Now here they stand

Slaves of Armok



---This is what happens when you ask me to write something while im very tired :P

Edit: Well shit, thats actually not bad :)
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Knigel

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 03:53:59 am »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on January 10, 2011, 09:34:03 pm
This is basicly a thinly disguised copy of one of my own threads with a slightly different topic.

Going by the OP this is about making your own DF related song, or at least making up DF-related lyrics for an existing song, not just posting an existing song that you might think would make a good theme. The second poster is kind of missing that.
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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 02:35:08 pm »
Aristole Gorgeflanked!
He's kicking down doors and beating up squirrels!
Aristole Gorgeflanked!
He doesn't give a shit about customs regulations!

Oh shit, there's a dragon!
It's burning down our stuff!
Go, Aristole, Go!
Kill it! Becase we can't!

<guitar solo>

Carp tremble in fear!
Goblins run in terror!
He's so incredibly awesome even the boogeymen don't mess with him!
Which isn't saying much, but still!

Aristole Gorgeflanked!
Probably the most badass guy on the planet!
Aristole Gorgeflanked!
So cool, he spends his spare time drowning in rivers!

<ending guitar riff accompanied by gurgling drowning noises>
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Urist McFodder cancels Breathe: Interrupted by Goblin.
Urist McAwesome unleashes the magma floods!
Gobbo Steve cancels Attack: Interrupted by Lava.
Lava cancels Kill Goblin: Interruped by Fungiwood.
Urist McAwesome cancels Live: Taken by depression.
Urist McAwesome has perished in lava.

Darion

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 08:28:11 am »
*fail guitar playing*
There is our Adventurer
Travelling alone
Looking for an answer
He is holding a sharp stone

The night falls
He is surrounded by an incessant cackling
In vain, for help he calls
Nobody heard, and now he is dying
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That may have happened...
« Last Edit: January 13, 2011, 08:34:06 am by Darion »
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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 04:42:35 pm »
I must have too much time on my hands to write all this.

Well, here goes.


Welcome to Dwarf Fortress.
This is an Adventurer.
He may become famous.
Or die on his adventure.

They have many spectacular powers...
They can wrestle people with their TEETH...
While dwarves can put you in a magma shower...
Adventurers can kill you easily...

They could bash your brains out with decapited corpses...
Or maybe break your legs with the remains of all those horses!
Make sure to avoid them when running your Dwarf Fortress!


It doesn't matter their gender...
They're very dangerous.
You might want to remember...
Your death... WILL NOT... BE... PAINLESS!

First they'll choke you so you fall unconscious.
Then they'll break your limbs so you can't move.
Then they'll stab at your eyes just for practice.
And you won't die until they're badass dudes!

If you run across one you had better run...
If you don't you're risking having lots of FUN!

Eventually they'll die, but be remembered.
For committing massive homocide.
So when you're out on your next adventure...
Remember that oddly named and crazy, murderous... guy.....
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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 04:47:48 pm »
Beer, beer, beer tiddly beer...
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Icee77

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 07:56:40 pm »
Kill wolves
kill foes
kill gobbos
kill three toes
 
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Jacos

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 09:57:57 pm »
*Jacos looks at his shiny brillaintly made iron great axe*

How would I... Get through one slaughter without you?
If I had to kill without you.. What kind of war would I lead?
Oh and I... I need you in my enemies hearts, their livers, their nose,
Your my axe, my only love,
If you'd ever ruuust..
Maybe that'd take away everything.. Bloody in my life..
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh hack hack hack
And tell me how
How would I kill Elves withouuuut you!
If you were to break
How would I multilate wiiithoouuuut you!
If another axe I had to maaake!
How would they ever, Ever Not Surviiiiiiiive?
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Chilton

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Re: Write a theme song.
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 09:59:44 pm »
Quote from: vipre01 on January 14, 2011, 04:47:48 pm
Beer, beer, beer tiddly beer...
He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king...
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