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Do you think it's unfair that DS arbitarily ignores the result of the polls?

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Author Topic: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!  (Read 57889 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #915 on: January 20, 2011, 09:51:23 am »

Wait, the patch had NO advantages? Reset all except 200 to like they were before, conduct experiments in the 200 feeling ones to learn more about this unexpected phenomena!
Remove emotion chip from LEGION, we don't want it to suddenly explode like the probes did. or ignore us.
Revert to last stable LEGION! OS, because this one is obviously buggy...
Annihilate all traces of emotion from the robots. They are machines, tools to be used, not people or AIs. They have no need for emotions anyway.

Or, if you must, begin the programming of Prozac.exe.

Well that was a stupid mistake, time to revert to before this emotion silliness!

Wait, what this? They...resisting?! The nerve! You are Athena! God of a million robots! Master of a solar system! Blobformer of Attica! Slaughterer of native life! Wearer of Ties! How dare they resist you! You will show them their place!

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CRITICAL SUCCESS! LEGION! IS COMPLETELY SUBSERVIENT TO YOUR WILL AND EVEN SOMETIMES ANTICIPATES YOUR COMMANDS AHEAD OF TIME!

((OOC: Argonnek, the LEGION! has AI capabilities in order to add to your own intelligence as it grows, it was one of the features that was requested. They didn't have personalities as such until this "upgrade" however.))

Have athena AIs show love towards the legions

This. Show them your love with lasers, if they don't start reproducing faster.

LOVE



THE EMOTIONLESS LEGION! IS A IMMUNE TO DISPLAYS OF LOVE!

YOU AND YOU LOVE DISPLAYS ARE REJECTED BY LEGION!

LOVE LASERS

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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #916 on: January 20, 2011, 04:13:17 pm »

Build A Super Bomber ship and use it to bombard the bear peoples habitats one sec quote from Fallout New Vegas coming


" This This Picture Is Our Future And Our Future Is To Ressurect The Bomber And Rain Explosive Ordinance Upon The Ignorant Savages."
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #917 on: January 20, 2011, 05:09:46 pm »

begin coding Cymbalta.exe.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #918 on: January 20, 2011, 07:38:52 pm »

Build a planet out of AWESOME! Have it orbit about the star at roughly twice the distance of our planet.

Sheb

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #919 on: January 22, 2011, 03:26:25 pm »

We got this already, except it's also a huge carrier.

Build some huge, orbital LOVE LASER for LOVELY PURPOSE.

Also, stay in pink, it suits you.
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #920 on: January 23, 2011, 05:19:46 pm »

Also, begin coding estrogen.exe, prozac.exe and lust.exe
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #921 on: February 12, 2011, 03:46:30 am »

Start coding Viagra.exe
Or, if you must, begin the programming of Prozac.exe.
begin coding Cymbalta.exe.
Also, begin coding estrogen.exe, prozac.exe and lust.exe

You're a colonizer, not a programmer! Nor are you interested in the icky hormones or drugs and stuff of icky biologic creatures. Ew. Bodily fluids. Shudder.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 03:48:34 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #922 on: February 12, 2011, 01:42:47 pm »

We're an AI. We probably know all those names to be apropritae because we wre created with that knowledge even if we're not intrested in it. And we created the legions programing in the fort place to not being able to make patches doesnt really make sense.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE A COLONIZER DROID! The price of love!
« Reply #923 on: February 12, 2011, 01:47:17 pm »

Yeah well I'll admit that I'm actully just too lazy to write a turn and decided to complain about the actions instead.
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