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[Neonivek]

"Motorbikes are only found in museums"

Illegal museums.

Though still once again.. I am not sure "Climate Change" is what this issue should be named.

[Kay12]

No, legal museums. The Museum of Conservatism. It's right there between the Holocaust Museum and Museum of Apartheid on the Evil History Street.

[Neonivek]

No, legal museums. The Museum of Conservatism. It's right there between the Holocaust Museum and Museum of Apartheid on the Evil History Street.

It is illegal to own Motorcycles even as a museum.

[Kay12]

Nah, because Liberals know that nations that forget their past are doomed to repeat it.

MUSEUM OF CONSERVATISM - GRAND OPENING!
Exhibitions include:

Visit a conservative church wedding - INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE PACKED WITH EXCITEMENT!
Authentic recordings of the trials of the last surviving CCS members - GET A COPY AT THE GIFT SHOP!
The Generation of Idiots: Why conservatism doesn't work - LECTURES EVERY HOUR!
Raping the Planet: 150 decades of pollution - FEATURING THE LAST EXISTING MOTORIZED TWO-WHEEL UNICYCLE!
Take a tour around a conservative slaughterhouse (parental guidance advised)
The right to safety: How America won the war on guns - OVER 500 DIFFERENT BARBARIC WEAPONS ON DISPLAY
Homocaust: how our nation used to deal with LGBT issues - INTERACTIVE MOVIE STARRING MR LUCY PAVLOV
Archaic force fields - were border guards really worth it? - ACCURATE DATA FROM THE 20th CENTURY!
Corporate and Religious America, the land of Double Standards - AN INSIGHTFUL VIEW ON OUR PAST!
A dog's tale: how I got my human rights - A PERSECUTED SURVIVOR DESCRIBES PRE-REVOLUTION AMERICA!
You owe us nothing - INTERVIEWS OF THE SURVIVING LCS MEMBERS!

[Neonivek]

"because Liberals know that nations that forget their past are doomed to repeat it"

I thought the past was a conservative notion while the future is that of the liberals.

[Innominate]

"because Liberals know that nations that forget their past are doomed to repeat it"

I thought the past was a conservative notion while the future is that of the liberals.

Oh no, Elite Liberals love the past. So many people to be superior to!

"Can you believe those people in <TIME PERIOD> used to <CONSERVATIVE ACTIVITY>?"

Then they close their eyes, tilt their head and say "I just care a little more about <RELATED LIBERAL CONCEPT>, you know?".

[Toksyuryel]

It's hard to remember anything after eating all those brownies.

[Kay12]

Yeah, that's why a single history book is enough to keep us edutained for an undetermined, possibly infinite time!