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Gr33kjester

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Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge!
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:49:50 pm »
Welcome Comrades!
Ok, so, what is the Pitt challenge?
It is where I start off with a 22x22 hole in the ground, then a 21x21, etc, etc, till I go to 1x1, then (hopefully), it will go into a hourglass shape, so basically 2x2, 3x3, etc, all buildings come off the Pitt, no overground constructions par from the walls, I'm not THAT manic, I shall have a Militia, whatever good militia guy come first, no archers, dig around/through cavers, kill all who come near (and I'll kill elves), anything else I should try to do?
Urm, VODKA!!!!
Comrade 'Joseph' Gr33kjester
« Last Edit: January 11, 2011, 03:24:26 pm by Gr33kjester »
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Quote from: qoonpooka on January 11, 2011, 09:29:03 am
This is an enscribed adamantine dwarf-leg hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes OF SHEER AWESOMENESS.

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Re: Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge (After Looking for ideas from you)!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 02:58:37 pm »
Assuming I have this right, turn the top half of the hourglass into a dwarfy village. Farms, booze, nobility, etc.

The bottom half is for all the dwarves in poverty. Dump booze down into it through the 1x1 bottleneck, and have the bottom half produce metal, gems and crafts for the top half.
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Gr33kjester

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Re: Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge (After Looking for ideas from you)!
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 03:07:34 pm »
Ok, here we go...
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This is an enscribed adamantine dwarf-leg hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes OF SHEER AWESOMENESS.

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Re: Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge!
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 03:22:55 pm »
Ok, here it is...
Here is the options I put into the world, my usual, of course...
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Now, look for the embark site, Fun...
After YEARS off looking, here it is!
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Flat, Sand, no Flux, but Iron is a yes, Wood, yes, Wilderness, no, its calm, LET US EMBARK!
Name:
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Closest I could get to The Red Army, now, I have embarked with...
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And 15 units of Cave lobster, let us see the team!
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WE ARE SO SCREWED!!!!!!
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Quote from: qoonpooka on January 11, 2011, 09:29:03 am
This is an enscribed adamantine dwarf-leg hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes OF SHEER AWESOMENESS.

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Re: Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge!
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 04:00:15 pm »
Urg, it's going to be a long night...
Ohlol:
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ANYWAY...
Dig, dig, cut, dig...
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Ok, set up the farm comrades!
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Idiots have flooded us, again, HOW CAN WE MAKE A SOCIALIST STATE WITH YOU LOT AROUND?!
Random Dialogue:
Nikolai: Get the Farms up, Nikolai is getting Sober!
Bay12forumusers: Ok, ok, keep yer mouth shut Elf...
Nikolai: YOU CALL NIKOLAI AN ELF?!
Bay12forumusers: Yes
Nikolai: Ah Fuck you, I need my Vodka...
Sitrep: Need to destroy 1 more piece of enemy equipment for Sitrep Pro, YAY, 18th Slate, Farms are up, mining 3 layer of the PITT OF EQUALITY!
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Thats all today, need sleep and Vodka...

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Quote from: qoonpooka on January 11, 2011, 09:29:03 am
This is an enscribed adamantine dwarf-leg hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes OF SHEER AWESOMENESS.

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Re: Jester Attempts the Pitt Challenge!
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 04:53:31 pm »
Ты сумасшедший, товарищ!  You are crazy, comrade!
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We see a family of small land rodents.
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