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Johnfalcon99977

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Worst life ever.
« on: January 08, 2011, 01:03:45 pm »
Looking through legends, I found this jewel.

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Also known as the Knowlagable, the Forgetful, and/or the Ignored

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rex mortis

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Re: Worst life ever.
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 01:18:24 pm »
He was spared from suffering too long in DF world. I'd say he was very lucky.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 01:55:48 pm »
Quote from: rex mortis on January 08, 2011, 01:18:24 pm
He was spared from suffering too long in DF world. I'd say he was very lucky.
It is the best life you can hope for in DF. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 02:56:56 pm »
I expected a bit more then just some baby that was eaten...

In a world where the word for Shield and Baby are the same thing... It just doesn't stick out.
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2011, 04:22:35 pm »
The king of one of my civilizations had a terrible life, and so did his second son.  Probably his first one too, but less so, since he was killed by an ogre after a year.  The king lost like 3 or 4 of his 5 sons, but none of his daughters.  His second son was kidnapped when he was 10, married at 14, to a kidnapper, and was murdered at 17.  During those 3 years, he never had any children, but got to see his wife take a bunch.  I believe his third son was killed fairly young too, but I don't remember him as well because he got overshadowed by his brother.

Ok, maybe it wasn't that bad, he had like 8 kids after all, and the first one was born by the time he was 13.
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kiffer.geo

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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 08:42:02 am »
Ah Dwarf Fortress...
In the Year 635 the town of Hot Tattoos was attacked by a baby eating dragon...
Hot Tattoos is a coastal town famed for its brothels and tattoo parlours servicing sailors from the Moist Lake a good but savage ocean, with a large population of mermaids/merpeople....

 
... Ah the Joy of Names.
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 09:02:34 am »
"Plantertreated" "devoured by dragon"

Most appropriate life ever.
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