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[penco]

Can't you people think of something benign, like a crisp, fresh Plump Helmet Salad with Strawberry Vinaigrette?

(Rock leaves, veggie oil, plump helmets, strawberries, and either a gay cook or an overweight female cook who is trying to force everyone to diet with her.)

[Sutremaine]

I maintain that if your salad is low in calories, you're doing it wrong. Salad is for vitamins and texture, it's the dressings you want to taste. And maybe the tomatoes, if they're cherry tomatoes or the sort that taste a little like they have honey in them.

[Internet Kraken]

I'm just wondering if we can make a moat filled with vegetable oil.

It would require implementing other liquids than magma and water. So, no. Not any time soon.

Yeah I figured that. I'm sure has toady does implement that though, the first thing most people are going to do is make a blood moat. A way to use all those barrels of blood you can buy from merchants.

[Dr_Pylons]

I'm still a fan of the magma-deep-fryer idea.

[Kamamura]

Hydrogenation is just bubbling hydrogen through it. It's not complex, but getting a hold of hydrogen usually involves separating water with electricity.

It's not THAT simple. You need a correct catalyst, which I believe is nickel. And it was first performed during the Napolen era (looking for embargoed butter substitute).

[FrisianDude]

I want boiling oil traps.

This. For that matter, boiling water, blood and ichor. :3

[penco]

I want boiling syrup traps.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I want boiling syrup traps.

Deep-Fried Goblin?