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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2010, 07:11:25 pm »


But first we need to determine what sentience is.
Sentience is the ability to feel. The term you're looking for is sapience. Self-awareness, perhaps?
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #106 on: December 31, 2010, 07:18:46 pm »

How about we just start at the point where it says "MEAT DETECTED. TYPE: HUMAN. BEGIN PROCESSING."
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #107 on: December 31, 2010, 07:19:49 pm »


But first we need to determine what sentience is.
Sentience is the ability to feel. The term you're looking for is sapience. Self-awareness, perhaps?
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Human: Do you feel?
PichuBot: My robot mind has no feelings.
We got self awareness down.

Ah, but is it truly self-aware, or is it simply programmed to claim and pretend it is?
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #108 on: December 31, 2010, 07:28:05 pm »


But first we need to determine what sentience is.
Sentience is the ability to feel. The term you're looking for is sapience. Self-awareness, perhaps?
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Human: Do you feel?
PichuBot: My robot mind has no feelings.
We got self awareness down.

Ah, but is it truly self-aware, or is it simply programmed to claim and pretend it is?
It actually bases it's knowledge over what it learns from chatting with humans, which can't really be considered programming as much as experience.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #109 on: December 31, 2010, 07:35:34 pm »


But first we need to determine what sentience is.
Sentience is the ability to feel. The term you're looking for is sapience. Self-awareness, perhaps?
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Human: Do you feel?
PichuBot: My robot mind has no feelings.
We got self awareness down.

Ah, but is it truly self-aware, or is it simply programmed to claim and pretend it is?
It actually bases it's knowledge over what it learns from chatting with humans, which can't really be considered programming as much as experience.

Then it has been told what to say, without realising the true meaning of it.

When machines have free will, can think in abstract advanced concepts and have their own moral structure is when I'll be panicking.

EDIT: Typo.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 08:10:33 am by lordnincompoop »
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #110 on: December 31, 2010, 08:36:02 pm »

 Likely when a robot can do that it'll begin panicking too.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #111 on: December 31, 2010, 11:11:43 pm »

I mean, if you made a robot for shoveling horse dung, would your now out-of-work stableboy honestly complain?

Tell it to the guy without any income.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #112 on: January 04, 2011, 12:20:30 am »

We'll need someone to oil the shovelbots.

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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #113 on: January 04, 2011, 06:40:32 pm »

We'll need someone to oil the shovelbots.
We'll buy maintenance droids.
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #114 on: January 04, 2011, 06:44:19 pm »

We'll need someone to oil the shovelbots.
We'll buy maintenance droids.
What will maintain these maintenance droids?
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Re: The Japanese have perfected the Disembowel-Bot
« Reply #115 on: January 04, 2011, 06:46:12 pm »

We'll need someone to oil the shovelbots.
We'll buy maintenance droids.
What will maintain these maintenance droids?
Other maintenance droids.
Constructed by the automated self-replicating droid making machines.
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